Endtown by Aaron Neathery for June 10, 2013

It’s a Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Take a Stroll)by Jenner. Based on It’s a Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock ‘n’ Roll), by AC/DC – credited to Angus Young, Malcolm Young and Bon ScottHidin’ down a pipewayPlayin’ hard-to-findWorkin’ for the right wayWork the daily grindDirty hands. Dirty genesSick of four walls. Sick of beans.Cavin’ in. Stayin’ put.I tell ya folks, it’s harder than it looks.It’s a long way to the top if you wanna take a strollIt’s a long way to the top if you wanna take a strollYou think it’s tough to run a shanty town?You oughta try to do it nine mile down!It’s a long way to the top if you wanna take a strollPressure cooker dog daysArtificial lightIf it don’t go your wayStart to pick a fightBloody riot. Bloody street.Persecutions on TV.Open graves. Heavy loads.You wanna split before the joint explodes!It’s a long way to the top if you wanna take a strollIt’s a long way to the top if you wanna take a strollSurvived a genocide, apoc’lypse tooAnd now you’re buried in a mutant zoo.It’s a long way to the top if you wanna take a stroll

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I wouldn’t have thought the menu would need to be that big – or be needed at all.

Funny thing, Jake really is being held prisoner ! He could have said that he has not been allowed to leave and is in-fact a a prisoner of the HC!

Veteran – now this may be what the HC would want to block. Jake’s telling everyone what he’s going through.

I hope Jake elaborates on what he is going through. This HC bunch sound like they could use a bit of exposure! just to take on some light on who and what they are really up to!

regular customers probably noticed who she was on the TV.Linda , what we knew ,showed a quiet and an aggressive mein. No wonder they wanted to see what is going to happen. If they had any talking with maude and Holly they may have scared her witless. . Yes push the last hope out. I wonder how Linda is any good in martial arts. Blessed Be

They might take the thumbs of the pandaWho cares?Allgood, if he’s standard of handHe has sparesAnd Jacob holds his cigaretteIn “pose classic”But this little rabbit’s a threatQuite Jurassic=|====/ Level HeadVote for Endtown 2.0And for Doc Rat, tooVote for Endtown ClassicThe Endtown ForumThe Endtown AuctionThe Endtown Books

Love that last frame :D

That’s Wally’s wimpier brother in front of the TV in panel 3.

You gots yer baked beans, yer steamed beans, yer boiled beans, yer fried beans, yer refried beans, yer deep-fried beans, yer creamed beans, yer mashed beans, yer pureed beans, yer chicken-fried beans, yer grilled beans, yer spicy beans (unless it’s the spice’s day off), yer pork ‘n’ beans (without the pork), yer beans tartare, yer microwaved beans, yer bean pizza on a whole-bean crust, yer bean pasta with bean sauce…::deep breath::Yer bean smoothie, yer bean flakes, yer bean waffles…

got to give latitude to the platitudes when they’re delivered with such attitude. (I really need to remember Jacob’s line here)

Maybe next time they’ll take something you really need…

And now for the question you’ve all been waiting for.Does Meg have eyes?

Help, Help, I’m being repressed by inane insights! Come see the violence inherent in the system!

TSOJDefinitely live broadcast. They can’t edit Jacobs quips soon enough. Allgood would be a good news “reader” on the BBC droning, boring voice delivery. Jacob however has that David Frost air to him.

mr_sherman,Remember Roz is no longer on Allgood’s side. She reported Linda hoping to get Linda “talked to” not arrested along with others and now threatened with death. She walked away with a Kangaroo person back some time ago. Allgood really has no supporters now except for Velda, those on the Council, and that one guy in the audience. They may have supported the Society ideals one time but now even they think it went too far.

I think that is JJ’s point. I think JJ is about to become DYN-O-MITE and blow the roof off this kangaroo court.JusSayin

I guess Meg isn’t working the night shift anymore…I don’t know why she wasn’t picked up in the dragnet with Holly, Maude, and Linda—-except that they had all they needed for the show trial.

Is it my imagination or does resemble Edward R. Murrow?

Our hero!

Jacobs our hero and he works in a fortune cookie factory. Yeah new food other than beans. Bean fortune cookies. Best fortunes available are:“Your future is gassy.” “Strange noises will follow in your shadow.” “This is going to cramp your future.” “Expectations are high as your eyes water.” “You are in a fog of your own making.” “Wind will fill your sails.” “Your voice will be heard.”“Power comes from behind.” “Discomfort now will result in release later.” “Music will follow you wherever you go.”I have had enough fun for now.

my hope is that somehow JJ will remind the jury that 3 of their own neighbours have their LIVES at risk. If the 3 are put to death, that means that no one is truly safe. That is the one most important things they need to KEEP in their minds..

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