Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 09, 2013

Snerk!!

That guy below you, the one you’re blowing smoke at, is the Surgeon General.

They are going to need the ER surgeon.

That’s about as dangerous as you can get!

Oh dear…..now they won’t be very useful as organ donors…….

Lemmings have sticky feet. Or heads.

Oh, now they’re really living life on the edge.

Hah! These lemmings will never develop cancer because of their smoking! (Assuming they do jump.)

Never see TV ads wif da “Marlboro Lemming.”

When I did smoke (I quit 35 years ago!), my favorite brand was “OPs”…Other Peoples !I also can’t remember a lemming trying to bum a cigarette from me!

huanh

like whatever, either way… dead is dead

True trivia: every last one of the tv ad Marlboro Cowboys died from lung cancer.

Last great act of defiance by Lemmings.Good for them.Now go over giving the One Finger Salute.

There back again? Move to something else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really don’t like this story line. Bring back Danny Donkey!

I love the “Lemmings about to jump off the cliff” gag!xxx

I’d leap a mile for a Camel.

Roll me another one/Just like the other one/….

Do you suppose the opposite of Smoke Nazis are Smoke Communists? Parts are probably interchangeable.

Next on the bucket list: Hookers!