Jane's World by Paige Braddock for July 18, 2013

Worst. Pickup. Line. Ever!

@wesbucey: You got that right.

Bruno…. no.

Maybe in comic books or porn movies…. but in real life, no.

Arrogance and ignorance come in all flavors, just like sexuality.

Can something truly be considered a pickup line if it has never successfully been used to pick someone up?

Oh… my… God… You know, that seems like something you might say to someone you already know, as part of a friendly conversation. (Maybe.) But to just walk up to a total stranger he’s never met before, and that’s the first thing out of his mouth… OY!!!!! Mind-boggling.

I can see a man having such a conversation with a gay woman if it’s clear he’s not hitting on her, and if he (presumably straight) would comfortably have the same conversation with a gay man. Gays and straights should be able to have such conversations, if only to promote understanding. Betcha Paige wrote this based on her own experiences.

Sadly for Shallow Breast Guy, there are items available in any adult toy store that knock that theory right out of the ballpark.

A woman knows what a woman needs….the same goes for men. Men aren’t so fussy as to who they get it from.

He’ll be dancing with himself tonight.

That’s how the conversation usually goes. Though sad.

Boy,that one made me embarresed to be a guy.