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In World War II, submarines were just 15% of the US Pacific Fleet yet they accounted for 55% of destroyed enemy ships. The Italian design house Dolce & Gabbana have released a perfume for babies! Venezuela ran out of toilet paper in May 2013!
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Oh, ¡la humanidad venezolana! It’s only been two months, though.
stlmaddog5 over 11 years ago
What? The scent of a loaded diaper isn’t enough?
kakiman1078 over 11 years ago
Back to the CORN COB
BearsDown Premium Member over 11 years ago
Don’t worry Venezuela, I’m sure Snowden can help you get to the bottom of this crisis.
Frogman_tg over 11 years ago
That’s not a perfume for babies, it’s a perfume for adults to put on babies.
Puddleglum2 over 11 years ago
With Chavez gone, soon there should be plenty of toilet paper available.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago
rather than douse the little bugger in perfume, clean his smelly little butt
gatacinco over 11 years ago
Latin America has been making perfume for babies for decades. This isn’t news.
Red_Fez over 11 years ago
No TP? Not to worry, that New York Times you’re reading is the perfect substitute.
tuslog64 over 11 years ago
Or, in modern times, a slide rule -or logs.
tuslog64 over 11 years ago
Up until dad built a new house when I was in 4th grade, we survived well with Sears, MW catalogues, plus red and white corn cobs. No big deal.
tigerchik32 over 11 years ago
Picky,picky.
tuslog64 over 11 years ago
And when dad built the new house, we could no longer use corn cobs – they plugged up the pipes.
tuslog64 over 11 years ago
Plus, remember the shortage generated by the TONIGHT show? A joke about a shortage of paper sparked hoarding that caused shelves to go bare?!