Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 27, 2013
Transcript:
Kate: Hey, Jeffrey.. I need your help. Jeffrey: Sure, Kate. What's the problem? Kate: The twitterverse thinks Danae is lost in the wilderness... any way you can confirm that? Jeffrey: Hey, easy-peasy... I'll just track the GPS on her phone. Kate: Can you do that? Jeffrey: Mm-hmm... as long as her phone is still... Lucy: Maybe you should shut off your phone to save the battery. Danae: Good idea. Hunter: Shh! Moby-Tom will hear you!
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
GAH!!!!
Aussie Down Under over 11 years ago
There’s definitely a disturbance in the force.
wrwallaceii over 11 years ago
Doesn’t the GPS system work even if the phone is off? Granted if the display is off the GPS transponder should still work by letting the NSA’s Spy Sats, er I mean Google’s Sats, er IRS’s Sats track the phone’s movement. Think I read that the GPS is always on until the power source is depleted or removed.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Lucy, you got some splainin’ to do…….(.I think she’s in cahoots with Dabney, …..)…
jreckard over 11 years ago
Danae is lost because her Garmin is busted. Moby-Tom isn’t lost because he uses TomTom.
jprozeboom over 11 years ago
And the prize goes for best comment (drum roll please) OLFART
thirdguy over 11 years ago
Good one!
Beleck3 over 11 years ago
unless you take the battery out, they can still track your phone. so Danae can still be “found” lol. just like the NSA does. comfort knowing eh?
alan.gurka over 11 years ago
He won’t because he’s with the Moby-Hendersons. Anybody remember that movie? That’s okay, I never watched it either.
JudyAz over 11 years ago
wait.. if Danae is in an area with no service, how can Jeffrey find her even if her phone is on? The GPS link in the phone is receive-only
gosfreikempe over 11 years ago
If the phone uses the GPS satellites, it can still know where it is. But GPS satellites don’t receive signals, so she is still lost in the woods. Maybe she’ll stay there for a while… A LONG while.
Destiny23 over 11 years ago
I’m surprised she knows HOW to turn her phone off! It’s not like she’s ever done it before!!
dabugger over 11 years ago
Lucy is smarter than we thought….now it gets good…..
William Bednar Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Must be a Smartphone.”??#Can’t be very smart if the phone allows the “user” to turn it off!
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Do I hear a drone in the distance?? And he has an “Assault” gun?? Stay away Danae stay far away.The turkey is the……………….DRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Life I Draw Upon over 11 years ago
The Great White hunter.
Rolf Rykken Premium Member over 11 years ago
I can’t find Danae on Twitter!
I Quit over 11 years ago
Um no. If you don’t have any bars, you don’t have any bars. The GPS in your phone is a receiver, not a transmitter. OTOH, this is cartoon physics, so I guess anything goes.
todyoung over 11 years ago
after Tom finishes D***ing around.
Caddy57 over 11 years ago
If the phone is on or off shouldn’t matter the Government would be able to find and track it…..Big Brother is always watching ,Don’tcha know?
fixer1967 over 11 years ago
Some cell phone can not be turned 100% off and some you can not remove the battery. For those types of phones you can get cell phone lead shielding anti-tracking cases. There are more than a few companies making them.
Hawthorne over 11 years ago
“The whole point of “instant on” is that you can’t shut down whatever you are using totally unless the battery or other power source is removed. Even so the timing is good here.”
Oh yeah … those sneak circuits drive my DH nuts. He’s a watt counter. Have you ever done that? It can actually be a considerable source of enlightenment. All those sneak circuits do add up …
Of course, phones, kindles and those kinds of devices merely lose a portion of battery life.