Monty by Jim Meddick for November 29, 2001
November 28, 2001
November 30, 2001
Transcript:
"When Pamela went to lighten her houseblend, she paused before the half&half dispenser." "Suddenly, it dawned on her how much of her life had been a series of half & halfs...never all milk or all cream...just a series of half measures. Her decision to stay with Jack was a half&half. She backed away from the dispenser. Today she was choosing cream." "Hmm." "You better not even THINK of ripping off my creamer metaphor!" "Ha! As if you hadn't already ripped off my provocative SUGAR IN THE RAW dream sequence!"
