Monty by Jim Meddick for August 15, 2002

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"How's the writing going? I don't hear any typing.." "Knock Knock" "Go away! I'm fine!" "You're drinking, aren't you? do you know how many writers were ruined by drink?..Fitzgerald!..Williams!..Capote!.." "But I write children's books! Children's book authors don't.." "Smash" "Aha! Chocolate milk mustache!" "Good Lord, I'm so ashamed.."