Monty by Jim Meddick for March 10, 2003
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?Sure, you don?t want a cracker?? ?Yeah, I?m sure?.that?s a demeaning parrot stereotype. I don?t want a cracker..I hate crackers!? Gee?they?re pretty hard to resist?look at that lightly toasted golden yellow crust?.? ?Mmm-mm! An? they?re might crispy an? crunchy an??? ?C?mon?say it: ?Polly wants a cracker?? ?How ?bout: ?Polly wants you to floss??