Monty by Jim Meddick for October 21, 2005
Transcript:
"Arrg! Dave! Dave! Come quickly!" "What?! Are you OK?!!" "I...I just had a near-death experience!" "Huh?" "An out-of-body experience! I...I was floating above the bed...Looking down and I could see myself! My own body! Good lord it was horrific!..." "Why didn't anyone ever tell me I have man boobs?" "It never really came up in day-to-day conversation."