Monty by Jim Meddick for December 20, 2005
Transcript:
"Did you land the Santa job at Mall-Mart?" "No. Not even close. Competition was fierce this year." "So...you're an elf then?" "Nope. I'm tellin you...it was fierce!" "What's left then? Reindeer?" "Actually there were only a couple openings left for candy land goodies..." "'Candy land goodies'?..." "I got caramel chew."