Monty by Jim Meddick for August 21, 2007
Transcript:
"So Ophelia, I was wondering if maybe we could go somewhere, get a bite to eat and..." "I'm not hungry, but if you are I can get you some food." "Actually, I was hoping we could do something together... umm...." "Oh, I know what you're doing. You're asking me out on a 'date.' I have read of 'dates' in ancient writings." "I must alert Phyllis, our town historian!" "Proceed, but speak clearly so I may document the ritual." "This is starting to take some of the romance out of it for me."