Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 01, 2013

I remember maple-flavored junket (sigh).

I want my Rice Krinkles cereal back! It was the BEST! It had So-Hi, the little Chinese boy, on the box. They couldn’t show him, might offend someone. Why? He was dressed as any other Chinese boy would be dressed. Damn P.C. idiots.

I loved Puffed Corn. The GM version probably only sulks.

Pep was better than Wheaties and sponsored Superman on the radio.

Crank phone to 1940!Wants!

I want my Maypo!

and wash it down with Moxie

then there was Jets , originally known as Sugar Jets

when you get on that crank phone, be sure to say hi to Jenny the operator and ask her to put you through to the sheriff.Lassie seems to be telling us that Jeff fell in the well again

While your on the phone get me some Mystic Mint Cookies, and also some Rockwood Thin Mint candies.

I loved Kellogg’s Triple Snacks as a kid.