Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 04, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Um...why you stand in rain? Man 2: It not raining. Man: Yes it is. Man 2: No it not. Man: Huh? Water fall from sky...that rain. Man 2: That your opinion. Man: Not opinion. Fact. See? Raindrops. Man 2: Don't need to look. Already know it not rain. Man: If it not rain, then why you wet and me dry? Man 2: Define "wet". Man: Oww...brain hurt. The invention of ideology.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Reality has a natural bias….
Varnes over 11 years ago
Hmmmm, I see we have conflicting weather reports! And then came the ideologue….
Don’t let the rain come down, ah, ah, oh, noDon’t let the rain come down, ah, ah, oh, noDon’t let the rain come down,My roof’s got a hole in it and I might drownI say my roof’s got a hole in it and I might drown…
Can't Sleep over 11 years ago
The first episode of “Ogg and Friends.”
Marblypup over 11 years ago
This reminds me of ‘The Hitch-hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy’:Man In Shack: Are you wet?Ford: Wet?! Well, doesn’t it look as if we’re wet?Man In Shack: That’s how it looks to me, but how you feel about it might be a different matter. If you find warmth makes you feel dry you better come in.
watmiwori over 11 years ago
But if Exalted Leader — whatever title(s) He has given Himself — says it’s [not] raining you’d bloody well betterbelieve it if you know what’s good for you, all evidence ofyour senses notwithstanding.
edclectic over 11 years ago
The precursor of legalism; the origin of lawyers.
loudmouthbass over 11 years ago
“It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”
nufalready over 11 years ago
Not rain! Dinosaur pee.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 11 years ago
This is only true of ideologies other than my own. Mine is the One True Reality. My observations are without error and should have the force of law. Chief among these infallible observations is that I am infallible and than anybody who disagrees with my assertions of fact are simply mistaken. If they persist in opposing my wisdom, then they are clearly dangerous deniers. I don’t call it heresy because I am very hip and not at all like previous pretenders to knowledge.
Kaputnik over 11 years ago
Really funny how most of the regular readers assume that the ideological denial of reality applies more to the political right than the left.
Oh, knowing Wiley, I expect he had something like that in mind. Always easier to see the other fellow’s faults than your own.
jdkingbear over 11 years ago
Some folks are just too dumb to come out of the rain. Or, if you wish to be more polite – some are way too stubborn to come out of the rain. For doing so means I must reconsider my position whilst getting soaked, and far be it from them to admit they might be in error. Phiosophically speaking, that is.
Darryl Heine over 11 years ago
This is part of Wiley’s annual month long hiatus to put Non Sequitur in reruns every August.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
I know I know! but it’s my first time.
tripwire45 over 11 years ago
Define “is.” Wasn’t that Clinton’s line?
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
I figured that when I read this in my paper type paper picked up in the driveway that the 6000 y. o. flat earth society and the climate change deniers would comment in droves.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
He’s Russian“Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear,”
js305 over 11 years ago
Republican…democrat…???….which is which in the cartoon? Not smart enough to come in from the rain comes to mind here. I know I’m in the minority here, but the democrat is the one getting all wet.
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Don’t make me laugh. He is the the very picture of narrow-mindedness.
doris sloan over 11 years ago
It depends on what your definition of ‘is’ is.
pdeason2 over 11 years ago
don’t you mean all of the U.S.A’s goverment not just the republican for the democrates are just as responsible too.
daveoverpar over 11 years ago
Define “scandal”.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 11 years ago
The guy getting wet and denying it sounds republican to me, since republicans like to pretend nothings wrong even though there’s chaos everywhere.
dabugger over 11 years ago
can do without, still all wet
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 11 years ago
I think the comic is saying people don’t want to hear what they need to know, just what they want to know..The number of sources giving facts are dwindling..When the host of Meet the Press states, Gregory said: I think there are a lot of critics who think that . . . . if we did not stand up and say this is bogus, and you’re a liar, and why are you doing this, that we didn’t do our job. I respectfully disagree. It’s not our role..
Linda Pearson over 11 years ago
At least they haven’t tried to inslave everyone as have the liberals.
jbmlaw01 over 11 years ago
Since Plato’s Republic, it has always been the “big government” elites vs the “small government” rabble. The elites always affirm that the rabble is too stupid to govern itself, and only the elites can preserve society. Every so often the rabble rises up and kills all of the controlling elites.
KEA over 11 years ago
it’s what happens when you sell your soul to get votes.
Jack Straw over 11 years ago
Q: How many climate change deniers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb.”
unca jim over 11 years ago
@me9970 said to Omnius;
“I really appreciate your eloquence. It shows that you are a truly well educated and sincere person.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don’t bother Omnius.. he’s too busy ‘crop-dusting’ to ever look back.
rbc735 over 11 years ago
Hmmm … “They” are deluded by their ideology, while “We” take comfort in the knowledge that our world view is based in truth.
We all have filters through which we see the world.
susan.e.a.c over 11 years ago
Ideology: the refusal to follow natural law ad try and force everyone to do things for your benefit, like the nazis, communists, our utilitarians,….
scsurfer over 11 years ago
Nice Wiley. Now the left and right ideologues are at again. HEY guys! Define “middle”. See this finger.
Cannoneer over 11 years ago
The “wet” guy is a liberal practicing what he preaches. It is called relativism.
caligula over 11 years ago
The Invention of Democrats.
riley05 over 11 years ago
Hey, did you know the North Pole is currently a lake?
jsweck over 11 years ago
Ideologies are a type of belief club, and it’s assumed that people in these clubs can’t stop believing something. In a belief club there is little rationality or evidence, there is only the truth of the group.
x666dog over 11 years ago
I thought it was Bill Clinton and the Democrats that used the “Define” argument in their testimony.
joe vignone over 11 years ago
must be the new Republicant platform.
I'll fly away over 11 years ago
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE “BACK” BUTTON ON THIS WEBSITE?IT’S VERY ANNOYING.
alfracto over 11 years ago
My guess is that Nab is god in disguise. Too bad neither of them exist.
edpeters over 11 years ago
I have never seen it put in such a convincing way!
Celad over 11 years ago
I bet Wiley doesn’t believe in absolutes. Absolutely.
Celad over 11 years ago
Simpsonfan2, too. (…and lots of others ; – )
McSpook over 11 years ago
“the worst of all evils that ever came to this planet: OBAMANISM.”.Mercy me, if that isn’t mindless hyperbole taken to the next level. I pity you if you truly believe that.
McSpook over 11 years ago
“The right wing wants the return of Feudalism.”.Not the “return,” they wish to launch Feudalism as a new concept; their idea of “liberalism” and their gift to the working class.
Can't Sleep over 11 years ago
The most amazing thing about this strip is that it names no one, but conservative commenters are outraged.I guess they realize how they look to the rest of us.
kanoyume over 11 years ago
And yet, both of them engage in ideology. As it turns out, it isn’t raining. It is merely a cartoon of rain. I stick my hand to the “rain” and all I feel is my screen. And yet, the caveman who feels rain would think me as insane as the official ideologue.
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Fire bad. Tree good. Not rain. Liquid sunshine.
Douglas Fox Premium Member over 11 years ago
more accurately: birth of the legal profession.
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member over 11 years ago
I have been reading articles and statements by Muslims about how to they want to do dialogue in Egypt, Israel, Afghanistan, and Pakistan. .My head hurts, too.
Linguist over 11 years ago
I just figured that today’s strip was saying, that ideologues were either too stubborn, or too stupid to come in from the rain.
Say What? Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hence why I prefer logic over ideology.
Deborah N Lurie over 11 years ago
If anyone is familiar with the International Baccalaureate Program (IB), this is straight from the Theory of Knowledge class. You haven’t lived until you get this from your child everyday s/he is in that class! I have to admit, it does open kids to different ways of thinking.
cptvdo1 over 11 years ago
Liberalism, Aka Socialism IS feudalism. An un-Democratic permanent ruling class that never runs out of ways to lord over and nickel & dime the peasants. BTW, in feudal times the peasants weren’t allowed to own weapons either. “If one life can be saved by banning crossbows, blah, blah, blah.”
cptvdo1 over 11 years ago
Groc say Obamacare not train wreck.
boycottchina over 11 years ago
Here’s the same idea, but rewritten a bit for current events.
“Why you say police told Zimmerman not to get out of car? That not true.”
“Yes it is. Said so on NBC and newspaper.”
“No it’s not. Here, look. Non-emergency call transcript. Police never say this.”
“Don’t need look. Media gods spoken.”
etc….
MyTBaron Premium Member over 11 years ago
I wonder if someday we will be able to have political discourse without resorting to ridicule and disdain. To have a dialectic you need dialog, not merely the loudest shouters from both sides.
zmgmail over 11 years ago
Also, the great-great-etc.-grandfather of Monty Python’s Black Knight.