Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 22, 2013

Oh, please no!

Oh boy, I can hardly wait…

Why not? We already have horns that play Way Down South in Dixie.

How about: “Hey, You- Get Offa My Cloud.”

Some big rigs have “horns” that play train whistles.I live very near the freeway…. I thought we still had some trains on the west side tracks for a couple of years after the last one ran.

I’ve also heard some horns in low-rider cars play music…dunno whether tapes or downloads, At first I thought it was their sound systems…. but a car beside me a few weeks ago at a red light already had a tape playing….and when he also beeped his horn it sounded a few loud notes of “Low Rider.”

I shudder to think of it!

I wanted to get one of them sound systems that vibrate the surrounding vehicle windows for blocks with a constant “Twumpt! Twumpt! Twumpt! Twumpt!” and suck all the air out of the vehicle, hence the open windows, then program it with the push button sounds of screeching tires and a LOUD crash, an approaching train and a tornado.

But after I rented to buy the 24 inch rims for my Pacer I didn’t have the money.

I’ll just keep my regular beep sound and say it’s the radio version of a lot of rap songs

Frank Zappa?!??!?

number nine number nine number nine‘…and when you go naked…..’

Classic Hendrix!

They’ve had those for decades…“La Cockaroacha!”

I certainly HOPE not!

How about The Cars?

“baby, you can drive my car…”

Just when they finally went away (except Dixie in redneck territory)…

How about sound effects, like glass breaking, loud “razzberries” or lion roars?

Moving in Stereo – The Cars !!

Nice to see Mr. Zappa made the list =^{-

Anything by The Cars, or Mike and the Mechanics? How ’bout Lowrider, by WAR?

Someone is obviously a Zappa fan as well!

♫ I’m on a Highway to Hell! ♪