Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 02, 2013

Horace: winner of the run for the posies?!. . ..

We can only hope he’s not prone to allergies

Quite surreal… Now I have to spend rest of the day pondering whether this is a great one or just plain weird!

At least he’s not pushing up daisies!

Sounds like a Match Game question: a horse has flowers growing out of his [blank].

I’ve been playing ‘The Last of Us’ ps3 game where zombies are caused by mutating plants, this just scares me.

Better not use botanical shampoo! In the summer heat it would be difficult to sit out in the sun! On the otherhand, you won’t need a hat either.

I get a big kick out of people who assume that “natural botanicals” are good for them. Would they be willing to use shampoo made with poison ivy?

Samson, did you get the idea for this from Dr. Seuss’ “Daisy-Head Mayzie”?

Dark horse looks so beautiful with those flowers on his head

“Yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.”

Diagnosis deep blue funk. Causation a soft head:.

Where ground is soft, most often grows Arise, arise, arouse, arose… a rosy nose?-Jeremy Hillary Boob

Actually Horace…. the flowers are an artistic addition to the mirror you are looking into…. ! ! !

Watch out for bees. I got stung once after using a fruity shampoo and my hair was still wet. That bee was not going to be denied. And my forehead couldn’t get out of the way.