Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 19, 2013

They lack so much in common!

They might have found a place with a bit more atmosphere.This place has the ambiance of a Laundromat.

Hey, it’s Janet Jarhead.

What a match-maker Gary can be! Janet and Travis seem so right for each other! Let’s allow them some privacy to get it on! (Although in their case, I have no idea what “it” would be that they could “get on.”)

Okay, kids, watch that PDA! No holding hands on the first date, or kissing. Oh. Right.

There’ll be no jar jar bonks in that relationship.

@SisyphosThey can always “neck”.……I’ll show myself out.

hoping to get her lid ajar

but is she good looking? i can’t tell, there’s no cleavage!!!

I know not what a Jarhead is and I’ve never heard of the term “dogman”. Is it a super hero?

smile at her Travis!

Wouldn’t it be interesting if it was that lonely vampire babe who brought Janet for her date with Travis.http://www.gocomics.com/scarygary/2010/2/28

@Red_Fez I must have missed that one. Your observation is clear brilliance! I too hope it goes that way.