The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 23, 2013

Oh, his rank is lower than worm poop.

Andy Griffith show, season 3 episode 21.

cheer up! anyone that can winkle a proper arnie is always in demand

Just remember Arnie… location, location, location!

If you can’t sell hot cakes, what can you sell?

I know! Freeze ’em and call them the “Heat and Serve Breakfast Treat”. It worked for Eggos.

Head to the nearest Skeet Range.

What made him think that hotcakes actually “sell like hotcakes”?

Has anyone here ever seen a hotcake?

Introduce him to Mrs. Butterworth – they’d make a good sales team.

A good example of the “sliding scale of salesmanship”. On one end you have the hotcake sellers, and on the other, you have the guys selling air conditioners up in the Aleutian Islands…

packratjohn said, about 5 hours ago

I know! Freeze ’em and call them the “Heat and Serve Breakfast Treat”. It worked for Eggos.

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lose the hat man

Now if it was hot bread, I’d be interested.