The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 13, 2013

Yeah, especially on Jerry! BRAIN BLEACH STAT!!!

Oh Marg -

I’m so sorry you had to see that, in your delicate condition.

Suck on one of these… STAT!

Help yourselves everybody.

I’ll get some more.

@SusanI’ll open the pipeline. It looks like there be a land office business today.

Good idea, X….

I’ll go get some 16 oz cups… are you bringing a spigot?

Jerry makes me wish that we lived in a country that had live fire ants on its flag. Sadly, about the only thing I haven’t seen adorned with the stars and stripes—made in China, natch—is a condom, and that likely because I haven’t looked.

Okay Susan, break out the red solo cups, I’ve set up the tap.

OK, x_Tech, this is your fault ….

♪ ♫… Red Solo Cup ♪.♪ ♫

At least he is not wearing the flag at half-mast.

And the “find it” forces one to look!

The FLAG isn’t supposed to be on anything that we wear, or throw out… But we do. it’s on everything now. Table cloths, napkins, cupcake toppers… list goes on. I think Jerry ought to be arrested for sure if nothing else for indecent exposure………Tried the BB it really works Thanks

America the beautiful??? Couldn’t look worse.

They wouldn’t know inappropriate if it bit ’em in the @ss!

OMG………… Somebody with a weed wacker needs to attened to Jerry.

Yes, actually most uses of the flag (other than proper display as a FLAG lighted and clean) are wrong, but I’ll admit to having a few dishes (pottery or melamine) and some tee shirts (bought after 911) because I dressed in RWB mix for a full 2 years after that attack (not tragedy – attack).

At least the suits they’re wearing are fairly modest (about like what I’m wearing right now). I just cleaned strainer basket and I’ll be trying to get someone out here for my AC which stopped yesterday.

TMI warning:

I’ve done what I could – changed the filter and verified that I have no cooling (the liquid and suction pipes are both same temperature while running – so I shut it off). Slept naked with open windows because nighttime was predicted low 80s and that’s OK.

I can’t find the speedo, I only see a speed don’t

The speedo wouldn’t fit any of them.

OMG, without that BB pipeline I would have most certainly perished of brain rot! Thanks for your generosity! Now I need a couple gallons of pepto . . .

Not a law, but there is a thing called flag etiquette, you can find it in any scout manual. Of course, flag etiquette is ignored by everyone with an advertising department.

Hummm. Is Jerry really wearing the flag? I remember the white stripes and the red stripes, but I don’t remember brown stripes. (And I guess it’s NOT true that horizontal stripes help you look thinner.)

oh my eyes, too many short and curlies!

Susan, put a ’’rush’’ on my standing order of ultra brain bleach.. I exhausted my supply of everything today after seeing Jerry and Joy…………..

Burl’s shirt says, “have a nice labor day”. Isn’t he a few weeks early?

Can’t wait to see what VERL is wearing… ! ! !

Dazz, I am getting ill thinking about the potential naked sleepers in Crustwood. the only one I wouldn’t have a nauseating bad thought about is Jerry as it would just look like a pile of the sweepings from a barber shop.Is there a BB pipeline anywhere we can tap into?

Gawd. somebody mentioned Jerry in a speedo a while back. this looks planned….

Look who’s talking.