The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 25, 2013

Uh-huh…

Good morning Leaky, et al!

Capital YES

I don’t understand that sign.

Good Morning Marg, Mikie, Susan, and everyone else

This woman is a BEHEMOTH ……….A GIANT among women.

The Great Wall of China in human form!!!

Two cannibals were sitting down to dinner.

Cannibal 1) I Hate my mother in law.

Cannibal 2) Just eat the noodles.

G’morning Leaky…. and Marg and Cap’n and SimpsonF and everybody yet to come….

The sign is also made a bit difficult by saying please put YOUR garments you don’t want back on racks….

For a terrible moment I thought they were asking for Joy’s smelly t-shirt if she didn’t want it any more.

Joy in a bra, leaving her t-shirt….brain bleach!!

Love the Big Tops logo shirt.

They should wear Grand Canyon logos on their caps.

I’ll take some of that brain bleach too.

There’s nothing on that rack that could make either one of them look skinny.

“Clothing Carnival” ……..3rd step down…..next stop; “Dollar Dump”.

LOVE the fiting room with no door…. ! ! !

I don’t think that even Christo and Jean-Claude could drape Joy in such a way that she wouldn’t look fat.

If those pants were any bigger, they’d get their own Zipcode and the right to send two representatives to Congress.

HAHAHA love the cannibal jokes. Thanks for the laughs. Joy and Verl look fat in anything especially the shirts

Just back from archery and I had a laugh there. It is in a difficult area at the back side of a large park and I’d not been there in a while, so driving slowly and another car came alongside me asking if I was looking for something. He then said follow me and preceded to park and I had seen the targets through the fence, so I parked and got out. He walked over and asked me for my phone number LOL Might possibly have been late 40s, more likely younger. I told him “I’m too old for you” and had a good laugh with the group about it (when I told them he was younger than my sons, one lady said “so you have 20 somethings hitting on you?” She seems to have forgotten that I’m in 70s. and I didn’t have time for a smidge of makeup today as the practice was starting at 7AM. So I’m feeling good about myself while wearing an outfit similar to Joy’s a red top with cap sleeves and bright blue pants (but low-rise skinny jeans).

my eyes! my eyes! -— my bra?!!!!!

Cannibals ?

Jeffery Dahmer asks Lorena Bobbit

" You gonna eat that ? "

Are those spectators outside the dressing room? did the store provide bleachers? That is kinda small bra for such a large woman, Oh wait, she buys 3 sizes smaller of everything, so she can say she only wears a size 18! And a 42C. That way it holds everything in. (and compresses it). Ok, now for a BB and Orange.

I zoomed the strip….big mistake.

Leaky, you’d never get my thermostat down that low. The lowest I allow it to go now is 78.

Leaky, I don’t own millions, I owe millions!

I call anything below 75 winter!

@Leaky, sorry, the lowest my thermostat goes is 69 – and that’s in WINTER when the weather actually gets cold enough to use some heat. And my bed is only open to one man.

Oh, one thing I didn’t mention – when I told that fellow this morning “I’m too old for you” he replied that it didn’t matter (still wanted my number), but I took out my bow and arrows and my cooler (with breakfast) and told him that I’ll be 76 next month and walked away to the park gate.

Besides, you wouldn’t like my wind chime! I finally had it restrung last month, so it’s right outside the patio doors behind me. Yesterday it was cool enough in the morning to have door open and hear it (too warm by 10AM when archery was over today). We have just a 2-day respite from summer heat this weekend (they said)but I will open the door tomorrow again and enjoy until my doctor’s visit. All I can say is, my bloodwork BETTER be to my liking by now as I suffer with no meat or cheese.(and Doc tells me I feel better without eating those foods) but I know that I feel better when I eat whatever I like (because I DO eat healthy foods). I will further analyse the results print-outs when he gives me my copy tomorrow (and compare with all the other recent blood reports). There are always multiple pages and the order of data is never the same.

I’d hate to see your electricity bill, Leaky. I think it would give me a heart attack if it were mine.

My comfort level is several degrees higher, which is why I really can’t stand winter.

There are other issues with living in Alaska like the day that never ends in summer followed by the night that never ends in winter. That would drive me crazy. You might like Edmonton though, if you can take -40 in the winter. (You might head out in shorts.) but each season has some daylight and darkness at least.

Symbolic ? You’ll never know . . . My lover has shared memories with me now well over 30 years and no one else has been or ever will be in my bed.

I never use any doors inside the house except when my kids visit. He does the same with his. He even locked the door when his daughter (from Switzerland) and family were visiting. No danger of surprises.

And did you change to Stewy before the conversations today? His character seems especially appropriate (things that he’d say to Lois). I can hear his voice in your comments. Brian is my favorite character on there.

I won’t watch that show anymore because I can’t stand fatso Griffin. Someone should clamp his mouth shut.

No human male can possibly that stupid and ignorant.

I thought so, but it’s all fine now. (Or at least back as it was which is fine with me) ;-D

@ Grog, Peter is gross (like Homer Simpson too – or Burl) but that IS part of the humor. That movie McFarland made gave me a cringe once or twice with choice of words, but I was still laughing out loud watching it.

I’m off to my bath with herb tea to sip – G’night all!