The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 01, 2013

He was the center of every play.

He was a shoe in.

He keeps getting kicked around

Not only did he make the team, he’s a starter!

Hee hee. I laughed out loud. Worse than being the mascot, poor piggie.

The team went whole hog with him!

They couldn’t play without him. Poor Sweetie.

Little Wilbur is lucky he didnt attend teh pregame tailgate party….

Having his rear end smashed by an oversized foot, finding himself crushed under the weight of a 250 lb plus running back, subjected to motion sickness endured while being dropped due to an incomplete pass, all of these things he could handle. However, having them re-inflate him was too humiliating for words.

Let’s just say, he didn’t have a ball…

In the immortal words of Chevy Chase in Caddyshack.BE THE BALL!!!!!!If he has field goal duty remember “laces out”.But he is the center of the world at the mere mention of the word……FUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can’t she take a hint?

At least he’ll get a kick out of it.

“I was the fastest one on the field. Of course I was the ball…the ball…” Mike Wozowski

stick a swoosh on his butt and play ball!

Nothing like having some skin in the game.

I’ll bet he’ll be the first invited to end-of-season “roast”, too.