Yard Bard, huh?.William Shakespeare quotes(Mangled):.What’s overwatered can’t be unoverwatered..The lawn doth protest too much, methinks..To water, or not to water, that is the question..Punsters die many times before their deaths.
My father worked in midtown Manhattan for 40 years. He always hoped that someone on the street would ask him, “How do I get to Carnegie Hall?” Finally, it happened. A teenage girl asked him the question, and he answered, “Practice.” She just looked confused. Disappointed that the line didn’t get a laugh, he gave her directions.
edclectic over 11 years ago
Bury him in that over-watered yard.
yousir over 11 years ago
On the next episode of Lawn Order
Bargrove over 11 years ago
No crabbing about the grasshopper
JudyAz over 11 years ago
the coup de grass
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
the grass would thank you
ChessPirate over 11 years ago
Yard Bard, huh?.William Shakespeare quotes(Mangled):.What’s overwatered can’t be unoverwatered..The lawn doth protest too much, methinks..To water, or not to water, that is the question..Punsters die many times before their deaths.
Cartoonacy over 11 years ago
My father worked in midtown Manhattan for 40 years. He always hoped that someone on the street would ask him, “How do I get to Carnegie Hall?” Finally, it happened. A teenage girl asked him the question, and he answered, “Practice.” She just looked confused. Disappointed that the line didn’t get a laugh, he gave her directions.