Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 27, 2013
August 26, 2013
August 28, 2013
Transcript:
Holy writing! Philip Patterson, of New York, took 4 years to copy the entire King James Bible by hand! Turkey vultures have been used to detect leaks in long-distance gas pipelines- they are attracted by the smell of an additive which smells like carrion! You really can get a broken heart- Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy is a painful weakening of the heart muscle caused by emotional distress.
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Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
I have a replica of the printed 1830 (first edition) Book of Mormon; it has 590 pages. The translation of the Gold Plates (through the gift and power of God) took Joseph Smith, Jr. three years. Why so long? Persecution, lost 116 pages, but mostly persecution. Rant all you want, anti-Mormons, it ain’t gonna stop someone, both regular Mormon and someone investigating The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, from having a personal testimony. Anyway, I’d like to hear how long it would take Mr. Patterson to manually copy the Book of Mormon.
Nightlasher over 11 years ago
Indeed. Such an exercise probably would make you quite knowledgeable on Scripture, and make you think of the printing press as the greatest invention ever.
Rick Andrews over 11 years ago
Since natural gas is colorless and odorless, the additive methyl mercaptan or ethyl mercaptan is added to make it easy to detect a gas leak. This is a colorless, flammable gas with an extremely strong and repulsive smell. I don’t believe “long distance gas pipelines” have any “additives” placed in the line until it is at the point of sale to the local utility company or to a high volume customer. The long distance pipeline companies gathering, transmission and storage systems are additive free. If the buzzards are used for leak detection, it must be in another country where stringent safety regulations are not in place.
heatherjasper1 over 11 years ago
Don’t forget the mine canaries, which were suspended from the ceiling of the mine in cages to detect poisonous substances in the air; if the canary died, everyone got out.
bigdoggy over 11 years ago
And if Mr. Patterson was paying attention, it’s probably the last time he opened that book. Half the atheists I know started their journey by studying the “Truth” of their holy books.
sbeavin over 11 years ago
Reading that book was a huge waste of time- even a bigger waste of ink and paper copying it! His time is apparently worthless.
sbeavin over 11 years ago
“not fiction”HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tuslog64 over 11 years ago
From a Born Loser strip, years ago:“Dad, what is the difference between religion and a cult?”“Religion is what we believe , cults are what others believe.”
tuslog64 over 11 years ago
For a few bucks, he could have bought a neatly printed copy?
charliefarmrhere over 11 years ago
A Xerox copy machine would have saved a lot of time, & no proofreading for mistakes!
tigerchik32 over 11 years ago
Perfectly well put doctor. I feel the same. I practice Zen and I try to let everyone else believe what they want.
barefoottech over 11 years ago
Didn’t he 1/ Realise there is many later, more correct translations2/ Available to purchase/free from various sources.3/ Printing press/photocopiers/computers.4/ These types of exercises are not a sign of faith but one of MADNESS.Rev. D.J.U.
RetFor over 11 years ago
im surprised that noone mentioned that jews copy the jewish bible by hand all the time. granted, most often its just the five books of moses, but the rest is done as well. and it must be done meticulously, without any mistakes, even a letter.
not that anyone is going to read this, since its on yesterdays strip…