Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 29, 2013

Cyclop’s Monocle Store – We’ll Keep An Eye Out For You.

Or,Shoplifter’s Beware! We have our eye on you.

An Eye for an Eye takes on a new meaning.

Today’s special, half off contact lenses.

“I only have eye for you”

La,la,la….“Jeeper, creeper, where’d you get that peeper?”

others say it was his monstrosity that turned him into business

Wasn’t he a writer on “Futurama”?

(I’ve been writing these on my eye-pad)

When you only have one eye, everything becomes a matter of perspective.

And, of course, he NEVER got a BB gun for Christmas!

Is the plural of monocle bicycle?

“Eye exams in Half the Time!”

After the business failed, he went on to make a small fortune starring in B-movies.

“How did you know it was me? Do you have an eye in the back of your head?”

And introducing our latest product, “Visine for One”

He has his father’s eye.

You’re right, eye quit. I dotted my tees and crossed my eyes, and it’s still not enough for you people. I see how you are. I don’t want to make a spectacle of myself. Most of these jokes are very cornea anyway. A pupil could do better. Oh, the lens I’ll go to for a cheap laugh.