Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 01, 2013

  1. Ricky ricardo oh lucy
    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    But he missed him by a hare.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 11 years ago

    “I was sittin’ in the coffee shop,Just minding my own affairs,When all of a sudden a policeman,Caught me at unawaresHe said, ‘Is your name Pedro?’,I said ‘Yeah, I guess so’,He said, ‘Then come with me,Cuz you’re the man we’ve been looking for’….

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    Puzuma  over 11 years ago

    Racial profiling doesn’t exist……

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    vldazzle  over 11 years ago

    Jumped by a turtle/tortoise? I guess he must have been lying very flat.

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    b.m.razzilla  over 11 years ago

    The only way the turtle could jump him is if he was playing checkers…

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 11 years ago

    Sure it wasn’t a Ninja Turtle?

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    xpurplezebra  over 11 years ago

    Hard case. Did he plod to kill or was it an insanitary snap? Lettuce ask the procrastinating attorney.

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    StepYaGameUp  over 11 years ago

    Uhhh…don’t get this one…a little help??

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I see the hare’s still mad about the race…

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