Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 26, 2013

Along with the companion volume, “Intelligent Hair For Dummies.”

Will Dakotas’ torment never end? Hope not.

This could lead to a flashback, if Marigold’s magical mane has ever misbehaved.

Do you mean unicons’ mane also think by itself?

Who else has magic hair? I love how union problems can be solved with a pamphlet. its right up there with “Fun houses aren’t fun what you need to know about the hall of mirrors” “Jungle gyms and you” and “10 reasons why we destroyed Flurple and why we won’t do that again” as well as “So your right hand doesn’t know what the left is doing”, “So you can’t stop dancing” and “Your head wasn’t meant to spin 360 but it did any way” ,"What to do when some one knows your true name " and “how to raise that 1st born child you obtained in that deal you made with the local villager.”

The unicorns have a pamphlet generating bureaucracy too?How mundane. Is there no escape?

Hair today, gone tomorrow?

Medusa was a Marvel for her living hair.

That should help her.

Given that title, I have to wonder if it was written by Derek Bacon, author of such other titles as:

So You’ve Just Arrived From A Parallel DimensionSo You’ve Become Unstuck In TimeSo You’re Not The Master Race, An Adjustment Guide For Would-Be Galactic OverlordsSo You’re Dead, A Non-Survivors Guide To The Afterlife