“Let’s see……Part A inserts in to oval part B then rotate 90 degrees to line up with the insert over on part C THEN chunk the whole thing do a tap dance and exit stage right.” She will be okay, really, she will be okay.(Just being funny) Obamacare will fix that right??
The feet in the other box were mocking liberal politics, so it became necessary, over time, to respond by raising a similar stink. The culture of corruption is really an airborne bacterial spore at its inception. It takes any opportunity to establish its presence once given the least bit of sloughed epidermal cells on which to feed. The thinner one’s skin, the more one sloughs off, of course.
@edclectic:FRAGGED and DILLIGAF is new for me though.
Slightly off topic – but reminds me of my boss who gave me a task and when I asked for advice, he said “don’t f it up”.@watmiwori:I assumed, that’s the book he read, but probably the last chapter was missing. Now I know why digital books are the rage – would never lose a chapter. Maybe run out of battery, but won’t lose the pages.
attyush about 11 years ago
When all else fails, read the manual.
Linux0s about 11 years ago
Or the Not So Great Confoundo.
einarbt about 11 years ago
Well that is an act with a twist.
geopardy about 11 years ago
Well he’s confounded all right.
palos about 11 years ago
Where are their better halves?
Seiko about 11 years ago
c’mon folks, nobody’s perfect every night…
jazzmoose about 11 years ago
He’ll never get a head with that act.
bluskies about 11 years ago
Was she only four feet tall when he started?
Salinasong about 11 years ago
Learn while you earn.
pcolli about 11 years ago
It’s OK, she’s just built like that.
Superfrog about 11 years ago
Working with twins seemed like a good idea.
Calvins Brother about 11 years ago
All you folks are in top form today. Thanks for the laugh.
roctor about 11 years ago
He perfected his billing.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 11 years ago
He should have used Magic Acts & Illusions For Dummies
edclectic about 11 years ago
You are such a cut-up!
ggeorgeaa about 11 years ago
O O Too many feet!
Toscar35 about 11 years ago
His alibi? it was the saw’s fault!
gosfreikempe about 11 years ago
She’s prob’ly wishing she were outside the box.
gosfreikempe about 11 years ago
Actually, I could see that as a very funny addition to the act; the magician trying to learn how to put the boxes back together.
dabugger about 11 years ago
and who wrote those manuals?
mistercatworks about 11 years ago
Are four feet better than two heads?
heyeron about 11 years ago
the great confounded!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 11 years ago
Next step is to call tech support — 1800-PLS-HOLD
edclectic about 11 years ago
I think “O” is just having a tea party all by himself.
daveoverpar about 11 years ago
Obama and the economy.
watmiwori about 11 years ago
Isn’t that a pair of feet sticking out of both boxes? he needs more help than any manualcan give!
Justice22 about 11 years ago
It must be my ex…………. all feet and a$$ with no head.
ladamson1918 about 11 years ago
Anyone remember The Great Ballantine?
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
“Let’s see……Part A inserts in to oval part B then rotate 90 degrees to line up with the insert over on part C THEN chunk the whole thing do a tap dance and exit stage right.” She will be okay, really, she will be okay.(Just being funny) Obamacare will fix that right??
Varnes about 11 years ago
Can we get another volunteer? I think I’ve got it this time…..anybody?
jahoody about 11 years ago
@Mark………..that’s the best come back of the day.
jahoody about 11 years ago
@edclectic….I always thought it was SNAFU….but maybe that was a different branch of the military
Potrzebie about 11 years ago
The trick actually uses two short people. and they have to be able to twist their legs very well.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 11 years ago
The feet in the other box were mocking liberal politics, so it became necessary, over time, to respond by raising a similar stink. The culture of corruption is really an airborne bacterial spore at its inception. It takes any opportunity to establish its presence once given the least bit of sloughed epidermal cells on which to feed. The thinner one’s skin, the more one sloughs off, of course.
Proginoskes about 11 years ago
“Sawing a woman in half is easy. Sawing a woman in half and putting the pieces together is more difficult.” — Dirk Gently
attyush about 11 years ago
@edclectic:FRAGGED and DILLIGAF is new for me though.
Slightly off topic – but reminds me of my boss who gave me a task and when I asked for advice, he said “don’t f it up”.@watmiwori:I assumed, that’s the book he read, but probably the last chapter was missing. Now I know why digital books are the rage – would never lose a chapter. Maybe run out of battery, but won’t lose the pages.
Varnes about 11 years ago
attyush, that really is good advice….kind of a variation of “First do no harm.” Funny how many people can’t even reach that high of a standard……
Caddy57 about 11 years ago
And the arm bone is connected to the……WHAT?