Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 06, 2013

Andy, you don’t need them now. When you leave the pub…. well, that’s another story.

wot, i pays me taxes for,`eh?

@Mikey Can’t help thinking Reg would have Andy not-happy with that decision, or more-likely, being Kicked-out of the Meatwagon.

ZooM

In the old days, the injured player was always from the other team….and it was just after Andy tackled the poor bugger

Gosh our ambulances only turn into hospitals.

If I’m riding in it, I want the ambulance to stay an ambulance and not go turning into other things.

A dating pickup site yet………………………..

Re: “Girls”

Andy’s reputation proceeds him.

I suppose it would be too much trouble to take him to any specific hospital……..

When I lived in Sedona, Arizona ( before it got “discovered” ) the paramedics and ambulance drivers all talked about this one woman who would call with some imagined illness, and as they were transporting her to hospital, ask them to stop at the liquor store for her.

In the UK they say “He was taken to hospital”.In the US we say “He was taken to the hospital”, or “a hospital”.I don’t know about the rest of the world.

“Oh go on… Pleaaaaaase!”

Which is what Andy would say.

LOL xxx

All the ink they save is used to add the unnecessary U to words like “colour and favour”, etc ;-)

@JPuzzleWhiz

JPuzzleWhiz said, about 20 hours ago

I have to be careful what kind of soda I drink, since being diagnosed in 2010 with Type 2 diabetes. Has to be both sugar-free and caffeine-free. (Caffeine becomes sugar in the bloodstream.)

I am sorry to hear that. For ages I’ve been drinking Pepsi on a night time and the caffeine keeps me up until 3am or 4am. I didn’t drink it last night and I went to bed at 2am instead. Still not a decent time. I’ve been trying NOT to drink Pepsi before I go to bed but I’ve had no luck yet.

Truly Tuesday Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))

Grouse in-the-House Dept. :So far 2 scowls, one Tackle, a Michael Valentine aphorism, an inquiry about alternative destinations, and an accusation of self-pagerism. In Terran Life 3 Cappers seem to be in-step inching towards Niagara Falls. Other than that how’s tricks?