Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 21, 2013

Oxymoron?

Look cute for You tube?

How ‘bout a little fishin’ in the aquarium or maybe a little huntin’ round the bird cage ?

Youtube videos?

A bath?On second thought, scratch that……….

Sleep, eat, drink, smoke, eat, drink, sleep, watch, eat, yell, cuss, fish, scratch, sleep, drink, eat, twitch, vibrate, dance, sing, burp, poop…..

When in doubt, twirl…..

You could always do a hit or two of catnip.

Catch vermin.

Great idea. Music can do amazing things for people.

Music hath charms to sooth the savage Dachshund, but only when THEY say so, so you gotta keep alert…

Whatever you do, don’t listen to that dog. You’ll end up chasing your tail.

Why not learn a few tricks like sit and beg. Or start playing fetch.

…while the other Mr. Whiskers in the Amazon Rain Forest continues to drive Brandy crazy.

there is that one set of drapes, waiting to be pulled down?

You’ve forgotten hairballs?

I’ve played three compositions about cats:.Kitty-Valse, (Faure)Kitten on the Keys, (Confrey)Krazy Kat (John Alden Carpenter).There are probably a lot more.

Be an advocate for solar energy by napping in the window…?

With my cat “Shadow” by name the possibilities are endless, including but not confined to: Watching birds out the window, playing with his toys, making mad passionate love to our feather duster, (made even stranger as he was “fixed”, early on,) and getting his claws caught halfway up the wall heater and hanging on for dear life until he is rescued.

Doc Dog………..“You can run, right??”

Then there’s always that killer toilet paper to attack.

Don’t forget P and poop.

trade places with Cap’n Eddies cat and you’ll find life a lot more exciting!!!

Could purr once in a while…

Hmmmmm! Chased, caught, eaten? Count thy blessings.

I believe that cats are probe driods from another dimension. They stare at blank walls, looking at things that once were there or will be there in the future.

There is a reason why a cat will jump up from a nap, dash into the next room and immediately fall asleep. Where a cat sleeps is of great cosmic importance. If you trace their sleep patterns you will get a limb and node diagram for a cold fusion reactor or faster-than-light, perpetual-motion machine.

Purring is actually telemetry back to the mother ship.

He did try a cat as a counselor—but all the fellow did was nap during his sessions.

emptc12: There is a soprano and mezzo duet, lyrics repeated meows. Peter and the Wolf has a cat theme for clarinet. Benny Goodman recorded The Cats Join In (also an animated cartoon).

This is why I am a dog person by choice dogs give back cats on the other hand expect more in return for doing nothing!

Our white Persian thinks it’s her place to rule her kingdom and grace us with her presence. It’s just that simple….

Leaving dead surprises for your person in their shoes,,,or on the pillow. Thank you for that.

Given the psychiatrist’s species:Chase a ball? Sniff a but? Hump a pillow?

They sleep up to 18 hours a day so that they can cram in all the activity into 6 hours of wakefulness.

And that 6 hours is always during the 6 to 8 hours you are trying to sleep.

That’s what most cats do… It sounds kinda boring.