I’ve played three compositions about cats:.Kitty-Valse, (Faure)Kitten on the Keys, (Confrey)Krazy Kat (John Alden Carpenter).There are probably a lot more.
With my cat “Shadow” by name the possibilities are endless, including but not confined to: Watching birds out the window, playing with his toys, making mad passionate love to our feather duster, (made even stranger as he was “fixed”, early on,) and getting his claws caught halfway up the wall heater and hanging on for dear life until he is rescued.
I believe that cats are probe driods from another dimension. They stare at blank walls, looking at things that once were there or will be there in the future.
There is a reason why a cat will jump up from a nap, dash into the next room and immediately fall asleep. Where a cat sleeps is of great cosmic importance. If you trace their sleep patterns you will get a limb and node diagram for a cold fusion reactor or faster-than-light, perpetual-motion machine.
Purring is actually telemetry back to the mother ship.
emptc12: There is a soprano and mezzo duet, lyrics repeated meows. Peter and the Wolf has a cat theme for clarinet. Benny Goodman recorded The Cats Join In (also an animated cartoon).
einarbt over 11 years ago
Oxymoron?
wrwallaceii over 11 years ago
Look cute for You tube?
Linguist over 11 years ago
How ‘bout a little fishin’ in the aquarium or maybe a little huntin’ round the bird cage ?
BlazerAth over 11 years ago
Youtube videos?
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
A bath?On second thought, scratch that……….
Varnes over 11 years ago
Sleep, eat, drink, smoke, eat, drink, sleep, watch, eat, yell, cuss, fish, scratch, sleep, drink, eat, twitch, vibrate, dance, sing, burp, poop…..
Varnes over 11 years ago
When in doubt, twirl…..
Linguist over 11 years ago
You could always do a hit or two of catnip.
lmonteros over 11 years ago
Catch vermin.
psychlady over 11 years ago
Great idea. Music can do amazing things for people.
pennagrundsau over 11 years ago
Music hath charms to sooth the savage Dachshund, but only when THEY say so, so you gotta keep alert…
jdkingbear over 11 years ago
Whatever you do, don’t listen to that dog. You’ll end up chasing your tail.
W͛h͛i͛z͛z͛e͛r͛P͛u͛p͛ over 11 years ago
Why not learn a few tricks like sit and beg. Or start playing fetch.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
…while the other Mr. Whiskers in the Amazon Rain Forest continues to drive Brandy crazy.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
there is that one set of drapes, waiting to be pulled down?
sbchamp over 11 years ago
You’ve forgotten hairballs?
emptc12 over 11 years ago
I’ve played three compositions about cats:.Kitty-Valse, (Faure)Kitten on the Keys, (Confrey)Krazy Kat (John Alden Carpenter).There are probably a lot more.
Enoki over 11 years ago
Be an advocate for solar energy by napping in the window…?
Bluewolf55555 over 11 years ago
With my cat “Shadow” by name the possibilities are endless, including but not confined to: Watching birds out the window, playing with his toys, making mad passionate love to our feather duster, (made even stranger as he was “fixed”, early on,) and getting his claws caught halfway up the wall heater and hanging on for dear life until he is rescued.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Doc Dog………..“You can run, right??”
Perkycat over 11 years ago
Then there’s always that killer toilet paper to attack.
milania over 11 years ago
Don’t forget P and poop.
jahoody over 11 years ago
trade places with Cap’n Eddies cat and you’ll find life a lot more exciting!!!
klunker rider over 11 years ago
Could purr once in a while…
alfracto over 11 years ago
Hmmmmm! Chased, caught, eaten? Count thy blessings.
dflak over 11 years ago
I believe that cats are probe driods from another dimension. They stare at blank walls, looking at things that once were there or will be there in the future.
There is a reason why a cat will jump up from a nap, dash into the next room and immediately fall asleep. Where a cat sleeps is of great cosmic importance. If you trace their sleep patterns you will get a limb and node diagram for a cold fusion reactor or faster-than-light, perpetual-motion machine.
Purring is actually telemetry back to the mother ship.
bmonk over 11 years ago
He did try a cat as a counselor—but all the fellow did was nap during his sessions.
hippogriff over 11 years ago
emptc12: There is a soprano and mezzo duet, lyrics repeated meows. Peter and the Wolf has a cat theme for clarinet. Benny Goodman recorded The Cats Join In (also an animated cartoon).
Caddy57 over 11 years ago
This is why I am a dog person by choice dogs give back cats on the other hand expect more in return for doing nothing!
tech60 over 11 years ago
Our white Persian thinks it’s her place to rule her kingdom and grace us with her presence. It’s just that simple….
Intophaloblue about 11 years ago
Leaving dead surprises for your person in their shoes,,,or on the pillow. Thank you for that.
JP Steve Premium Member about 11 years ago
Given the psychiatrist’s species:Chase a ball? Sniff a but? Hump a pillow?
lynnskay about 11 years ago
They sleep up to 18 hours a day so that they can cram in all the activity into 6 hours of wakefulness.
And that 6 hours is always during the 6 to 8 hours you are trying to sleep.
onedirection217 about 11 years ago
That’s what most cats do… It sounds kinda boring.