Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 29, 2013

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    thirdguy  over 11 years ago

    God, I hope it is the CEO of HSBC!

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    So instead of a bail out, it’s a bail in…cool….Volcanoes are hard to argue with….Um, just clean out his pockets first, OK?

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    hsawlrae  over 11 years ago

    This should have been thought of long ago.

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    einarbt  over 11 years ago

    There will simple be 10 waiting to take his place.

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Oh, Mother, Oh Father, In our time of fear.Grant us the wisdom,Your message for to hear.Send down your angel band,to fill our hearts with power.Oh, Mother, oh Father, in our darkest hour….

    Rodney Crowell….

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    Orion-13  over 11 years ago

    Then we’ll have 10 more…and we add in the politicians and lawyers…

    Do we have enough volcanos?

    Orion

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    Its the Stairway To Heaven ( or possibly, tax haven ? )

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    The quote I heard originally was this: We are as gods, so we might as well get good at it (Meaning our power)…..

    Here’s the original quote: " Men have become like gods. Isn’t it about time that we understood our divinity? Science offers us total mastery over our environment and over our destiny, yet instead of rejoicing we feel deeply afraid. Why should this be? How might these fears be resolved?"

    British anthropologist Edmond Leach,

    Cut to reality, we have more power than any gods ever imagined….We should use all of our wonderful powers to do what is kind….That’s all….

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    salinasong, thanks…I’ve often wondered why nature is male and female, almost always, but there is only a male god? Doesn’t make sense to me…Turns out, the earliest Christian “cults” believed in a dual deity, but then Roman men nipped that one in the bud at the council of Nicaea…(325)….

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    Ida No  over 11 years ago

    The Gods: “It’s not like we want you guys to be giving us your trash like this. But, these bankers are stupid enough to be including their PINs in their wallets next to their debit cards. So, yeah, cool. Throw us another couple when you got some free time.”

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    Beleck3  over 11 years ago

    Just one Banker? don’t you need at least a few hundred or so?

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    emptc12  over 11 years ago

    Measure the banker, first. Make sure he isn’t too plump so he plugs up the hole like a cork. An added benefit: he probably has several politicians in his pocket, so you get to sacrifice them, too.

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    vwdualnomand  over 11 years ago

    ceos of goldman sachs, jp morgan, and bank of america should all be thrown into a volcano. after them, will be the us chamber of commerce, the koch family, and donald trump.

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    QuiteDragon  over 11 years ago

    Never understood the “right’s” objection to the ACLU. If there is one constant and long-time advocate for the preservation of the Constitution and the Rights enshrined in it and the Bill of Rights, they are it. I guess it is just a matter of they have the misguided mission of advocating for all of those rights, not just the ones in vogue with current conservative “thought”.

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    NoCents  over 11 years ago

    So, he’s not too big to flail.

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    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    an so goes the obvious….

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    route66paul  over 11 years ago

    That works for me.

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    route66paul  over 11 years ago

    We are going to need a bigger volcano.

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    BluePumpkin  over 11 years ago

    I’m not so sure there was ever a time when the US was seen as a force for good all over the world. There’s always been someone who’s hated the US and as a country, the government has always abused it’s powers somewhere. I don’t think this is singular to the US – I think this is how it goes for all powerful nations.

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    Can't Sleep  over 11 years ago

    It’s a good start…

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    RoninBob  over 11 years ago

    Try a Lawyer next!

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    Planasthia  over 11 years ago

    Lawyers…always.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 11 years ago

    I’m with these guys. Make the gods happy; sacrifice a banker.

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    Pauleytee  over 11 years ago

    What, there were no politicians available?

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    pilgrim514  over 11 years ago

    I say yes! With virgins rapidly becoming an endangered species, it would only make sense to start sacrificing bankers instead. Even if you don’t get your wish, you still have one less banker. A win-win situation.

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    Tuner38  over 11 years ago

    Bankers are businessmen and if you need a loan they are there for you.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 11 years ago

    Best use of Larry Summers anyone could think of.

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    Red Ruffensor  over 11 years ago

    Not gonna work. The volcano will just spit him out.

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    lmonteros  over 11 years ago

    Get his Cayman Island account numbers first.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Wouldn’t a lawyer be a better sacrifice?

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    QuietDragon, you are a very wise person….and I love your name…..

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    And the ACLU is a gift from God…..

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    Caddy57  over 11 years ago

    Keep in mind that when bankers go to Hell they are treated just like any other person with management experience!

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    Hunter7  over 11 years ago

    Well, he did say he had money to burn. Too bad for him the cash is still in his pockets.

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    Alfred Brown  over 11 years ago

    Be Christlike:Horse whip a money-changing Bankster today!

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