Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 08, 2013

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    TiffWHO  over 11 years ago

    Light as a feather, stiff as a diving board?

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    orinoco womble  over 11 years ago

    What a chicken outfit!

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    PICTO  over 11 years ago

    You can bet your nuggets that the locker room smells like wet feathers.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    At least he didn’t draw water polio.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    But if they’re pollos, shouldn’t the teams be something like Las Gallinitas y Los Castaños Indios?

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    Alphaanddelta  over 11 years ago

    That looks like a fowl from here.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The losers were madder than wet hens.

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    Toonerific  over 11 years ago

    After a while they were all walking on egg shells.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago

    pronounced ‘poy-o’.I’m just sayin’….

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 11 years ago

    It wasn’t until the game was nearly over that they figured out why the water temperature continued to rise alarmingly. (The carrots and onions thrown into the pool should have tipped them off.)

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    vldazzle  over 11 years ago

    I don’t think they’d like getting wet. I know that Cuddles Cockatoo would scream with alarm as a single drop of rain hit her, and she’d beat me to the door. On the other hand, a childhood cat was SO fascinated by a tiny stream of water (if I’d turn the faucet just that much) in the kitchen sink, would stand looking into the faucet with stream running around her ears until the basin filled.

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    kwanza_30303  over 11 years ago

    Great comments! Thanks!

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    mcnero  over 11 years ago

    snerk

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