Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 05, 2013

Now that sounds like a FUN name. (My stepsisters’ middle names are Marie, Danae, Lynn, Renee and Ann.)

My name is spelled “Raymond Luxury Yacht.”

Dana Claire Simpson – this is one of my favorite comics, excellent work. I’m pretty sure every little girl has an invisible unicorn friend and guide and protector.

My parents gave me: Edwin Ruskin Nordrike Parker, it seems ‘Nordrike’ is a nod to our family’s ancestry (Norwegians) so according to my birth certificate I have 2 middle names!

Hmm. Old Jack Benny joke coming up.“Jack once had an younger sister named Florence. Today, he has an older sister named Florence.”

Oh boy in a world where Unicorn names reflect there personality I wounder what this sister will be like? The exact opposite of Marigold? Please say she is and she gets to be with Dakota. I wounder if she had some kind of nose picking accident or some kind of hair or or wart or some thing on her nose? I wounder if she’ll be derpy or evil or rude or what? and was she at the intervention? Will we be returning to magic world? I shouldn’t speculate Dana always surprises me but having it be none of the things I said.

Good you don’t have two names and two surnames.

Wait until we meet her evil twin, Salvia Demonic Nostrils.

Is Grinzelda Phoebe’s middle name? Poor girl!

My late father’s middle name was ‘Gladstone.’

Ah, a new character to wreck havoc, a Joe Btfsblk version of unicorn perhaps?

I’ll bet Florence wants to/already has hurt her parents for giving her that middle name. Grizelda I don’t think is too bad (if admittedly not traditional)—maybe Phoebe just plain doesn’t like it.

Dana always did have a thing for…elaborate…names.

Me too Phoebe.

Mine’s is Lois.

David is my middle name

I’ve still been dying to meet Nightshade Lovelycoat.

my middle name is meadow :)