Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 16, 2013

@beviek Dude, it’s “video rental”, see the partial “Blockbuster” sign. This is how we did it before Netflix.

Dogsniff… what a coincidence! Me too!

But the word “Dude” is universal now. I’m in middle schools a lot. I hear girls calling each other dude all the time….Example: “Dude, he was lookin’ right at you…Dang, Megan, he likes you…” …Kinda like “Hey, you guys!” refers to the females in the room too….

Susan, me too! But, I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body…..

Isn’t this the final season of Breaking Bat?

Just don’t return a third time. That third movie was terrible!

He looks like Johnny Bravo.

Bruce Timm would be proud, Dan!

♪♫…Like a stream of light, he arrives just in time..♪♫ …wait a sec, wrong theme…

This must be an alternate universe where people take movies back to stores.

“Yeah, sorry, but this Blockbuster store has been closed and abandoned for two years now…”

Batman always did live in a more primitive and brutal world………

Welcome to 1986…

He’s there to return a Robin that won’t work anymore.

Varnes… I know you’re only joking….

but sorry….why do guys always think it’s cute to say that?

Lesbians find it totally annoying, cos they have no interest in a man leering at them….and we straight women (and most of the gay men I know) want a guy who’s quite convinced, and glad, that he’s male.

OK, I know I can’t speak for all straight women…. but gender confusion is not what I personally seek in a relationship.

I actually have a couple of good friends with those issues, and though they can sometimes find a laugh in it, they’re more likely to find it difficult than humorous.

POW! BLAM! Next time rewind Batman.