Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 23, 2013

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jungle culture ape 1: i don't know... the troop's going to hell in a handbasket. ape 2: tell me about it. kids today have no respect. ape 1: take ants. in our day, we had to put a stick in the nest and grab a few at a time. ape 2: now, that built character. ape 1: but today! these kids with their fancy chewed-up lead sponges can mop up dozens of ants at a time! ape 2: it all comes too easy for them. ape 1: i hear the troop by the hills is starting to use stones to crack nuts instead of wood! ape 2: even the crazy kids in our troop won't go in for that! oh, here comes one. ape 1: how ya doin? ape 3: hey. ape 1: did you see that? walked right past us without even the courtesy of examining our hides for parasites! ape 2: that's what i'm saying -- no respect!