Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 23, 2013

Ouch.

I’m missing something here…

sponge bob is missing his square pants

Shouldn´t matter – he would be able to gather himself even if blended with five different other sponges into a fine paste.

Sing along with me: Whoooooooo lived in a pineapple under the sea?

I forgot that he lived in a pineapple. thanks!

Who would juice an old stinky pineapple they found at the bottom of the ocean?

Eew! Little sponge particles in the pineapple juice! Take that bottle back to the store where you bought it, Lio!And don’t tell any of the little kids what became of their television friend….

Ahhhhh my favorite Spongebob Squarepants!!!!! Who did this to him? Where’s Squidward when you need him?

Don’t drink him Lio!…alright, go ahead.

Are ya ready Lio?

Annnd guess what I’m drinking for breakfast just now.

What do you suppose the PPM of spongebobs is for pineapple juice?

Thanks, Mark. You have virtually guaranteed that, at some point this morning, my coworkers are going to hear “Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” coming from my cubicle. Which will, admittedly, be a nice change from the hacking cough I’ve had for two weeks (bronchitis).

@pcolli

That is exactly how sponges can breed-each piece will grow into a new miniature Spongebob! Too bad Tatulli undoubtedly won’t explore that angle..;

That’s an image that’s gonna stick in my mind… anyone got some brain bleach handy?

funny is a very twisted way

Ah, the annoying one has been killed. Bikini Bottom rejoices!!

Oh no!

Oh boy, he’ll be fighting off plaintiff’s lawyers in droves.

Anybody see the strainer?

“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea….Sponge Bob Square Pants!” Well at least he used to.

Oh, this one I’m going to have to shared on FB (today’s refrigerator). Thanks Mark!!!

Like Homer says, “Dole!”

Are ya ready kids? Ooooh, Who lived in a pineapple under the sea? Absorbent & yellow – but now blended is he . . ."

Yay! Finally the end to Mr Rectangle pants.Quick Lio, he needs sunlight and lots of it.

Meh, sponges can reassemble…

FINALLY! Somebody killed Spongebob! Good thing it’s over with. Oh what’s that on the TV? SPONGEBOB’S A ZOMBIE!

yes yes yes!! it’s dead!!

Oooooooh Who dies in a pineapple juice factory?SpongeBob Squarepants!