Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 20, 2013
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen: Mercy, it's good to have that cast off. Frazz: Buy you a celebratory drink? Mrs. Olsen: I don't think I can trust you. Frazz: Mrs. Olsen, I am shocked. Mrs. Olsen: Trust you not to take me to some vile, healthy juice bar. Frazz: Tri season is over and my marathon is a month away.
TheSkulker about 11 years ago
Ah! We’re back!
Mr Nobody about 11 years ago
I’ll drink to that!
LeslieBark about 11 years ago
I never celebrate with alcohol. I celebrate with ICE CREAM!
rshive about 11 years ago
I remember an old comic strip called Mr. Mum. The character would always end up in the last panel at Joe’s Health Bar (or similar name) drinking carrot juice. Tried carrot juice once. Ycck!
Stew Bek Premium Member about 11 years ago
I think a good Michigan beer would suffice Stroh’s, fire brewed in Detroit City (well not anymore).
pumaman about 11 years ago
If his marathon is one month away, he’s in the peak of his training for that. But still one or two beers is just good carbs.
Varnes about 11 years ago
“Beer, the cause of and the solution to all my problems..” Homer Simpson…
ECJack about 11 years ago
Still trying to wrap my brain around the image of Frazz getting Mrs. Olsen drunk and then taking advantage of her.
unca jim about 11 years ago
Lo-salt V8 for me..maybe some ice, horseradish, a celery stalk and a couple jiggers of vodka…but I digress. It’s not Sunday.
androscoggin about 11 years ago
The last time I checked (which admittedly was a while ago), V8 had a LOT of salt in it. I wouldn’t call it health food (though it does taste like health food to me).
prrdh about 11 years ago
Now that she can bend her elbow again, of course she wants to do just that.
hippogriff about 11 years ago
rshive: Sure ruins (presumably) good tomato juice in a V8.
jessegooddoggy about 11 years ago
What’s the one sure way for me to bring on a migraine would be the question!!
Mopman about 11 years ago
Frazz must be planning on the Free Press Marathon again. I’ll see him there!