Nancy: I'd like to take out the biggest, fattest, heaviest book you've got, please.
Man: How about THIS?
Nancy: PERFECT. Let's see that SPIDER in my bedroom try to mess with me now.
Book cover reads: The Collected Works of Mark Twain.
Guy – this could be slipped into any Nancy collection by your predecessors and the artwork (check out Nancy’s devilish look) and humor would be right at home.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Nancy’s words are gonna hurt….
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 11 years ago
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
Just use a rolled-up newspaper. Like Garfield does.
WSR over 11 years ago
Personally, I think the collected works of Shakesphere would be a better choice…odd Nancy’s pet frog doesn’t take care of the spider.
LV1951 over 11 years ago
How about “War & Peace?”
I Go Pogo over 11 years ago
What a classic Nancy look and set up/payoff!
Guy – this could be slipped into any Nancy collection by your predecessors and the artwork (check out Nancy’s devilish look) and humor would be right at home.
What a treat!
stanley hastings over 11 years ago
Books rule! To heck with the internet and such!
katina.cooper over 11 years ago
Be careful and don’t drop that book on your foot.
ColonelClaus over 11 years ago
Spiders, schmiders… Big books are for cockroaches… just ask my wife.Wanna kill a spider? Call Garfield … Or Mythtickle’s New Bees
kaffekup over 11 years ago
Maybe she’ll read some of it and discover how wonderful it really is.