Or people who put an “r” in “Washington” or all the idiots on either side of us who can’t pronounce “Oregon” right. It’s “Ory-gun”. And don’t get me started on “Willamette”…
Any newsperson that uses words in the wrong sense should be hung … er, I mean hanged. They shouldn’t be allowed to flaunt correct usage, I mean, flout. They should be put in a gummy sack and thrown into … I mean, gunny sack.
Your Honor – the corroborating evidence was provided by a witness who is collaborating with the opposition. This impudent perjury is a prejudicial, and precludes the possibility of impartiality by occluding the matter before this court. In plain English, he lied through his teeth to confuse the court!
Ooh! Ooh! I remember Sequim (“Squim”) — my Dad almost got a speeding ticket there in the ’50’s. He didn’t realize he’d passed through a town (I believe it’s bigger now). The friendly sheriff let him off with a warning.
The world is filled with people telling others to become what they can’t beand by people convinced they can’t improve even though they can.You and I have the problem that we are approaching perfection asymptotically.
I live in Japan and the local big supermarket ( which is Seiyu owned by Walmart) has recorded instructions (playing between music over and over) and they say “smoking is only in disseminated areas” – clearly meant to be “smoking is only designated areas”- so annoying.
hsawlrae about 11 years ago
Duuuh, yup, yup, yup…
Llewellenbruce about 11 years ago
I guess we know which one is the smarter one.
Linguist about 11 years ago
I’d rather be fat, dumb and happy than be…..wait a minute… I am !
Odd Dog Premium Member about 11 years ago
Well yes, and the fact I don’t turn my hearing aid on most of the time doesn’t hurt ether.
edclectic about 11 years ago
That’s why I drink beer all the time.
pcolli about 11 years ago
I have often wished I was less intelligent……..must be bliss.
Frogman_tg about 11 years ago
Earl: You bet your sweet bippy!
orinoco womble about 11 years ago
I’ve been told that. An acquaintance once said to me, “Your problem is, you think too much. I hardly think at all.” Yep—I knew that!
What bothers me in newsreaders is “nuke-you-lar.” Look at the word, people: nu-clear. How hard is that?
Dampwaffle about 11 years ago
Or people who put an “r” in “Washington” or all the idiots on either side of us who can’t pronounce “Oregon” right. It’s “Ory-gun”. And don’t get me started on “Willamette”…
BRO6164 about 11 years ago
I’ll bet it’s not Willa-met is it?
emptc12 about 11 years ago
Any newsperson that uses words in the wrong sense should be hung … er, I mean hanged. They shouldn’t be allowed to flaunt correct usage, I mean, flout. They should be put in a gummy sack and thrown into … I mean, gunny sack.
mcsnick about 11 years ago
Which is worse, you talk too much, or you think too much? “Those who know do not speak, Those who speak do not know”.
sbchamp about 11 years ago
Two useful items, but hardly interchangeable…
magicwalnut about 11 years ago
You deserved that, Earl….
jdunham about 11 years ago
Here in Austin, TX, there’s a small town on the south edge named Manchaca. It’s pronounced “Man Shack”. Go figure.
jtviper7 about 11 years ago
A lot of millionaires in this world never went past 6th grade…
PoorPig about 11 years ago
An overused word in the news now is “iconic”. Too many things are described with it.
ChessPirate about 11 years ago
“No dear, it’s because I’m married to you!”
EarlP2 about 11 years ago
Your Honor – the corroborating evidence was provided by a witness who is collaborating with the opposition. This impudent perjury is a prejudicial, and precludes the possibility of impartiality by occluding the matter before this court. In plain English, he lied through his teeth to confuse the court!
GG_loves_comics Premium Member about 11 years ago
At least he didn’t say depity, libary, irregardless . . .
lizilu about 11 years ago
That was a hanging change-up, and he don’t have any other pitch!
Number Three about 11 years ago
Could be… Could be.
LOL xxx
unca jim about 11 years ago
As I say to a waiter; ’bring a bottle of Warches..War-chest,,Woosster…Oh, hell..just bring a bottle of Lea and Perrins !!
warnertv2 about 11 years ago
Oh, Snap
lectricdude about 11 years ago
…has anyone else noticed how Opal resembles Calvin’s teacher Mrs. Wormwood?…I wonder if they’re related…
JP Steve Premium Member about 11 years ago
Ooh! Ooh! I remember Sequim (“Squim”) — my Dad almost got a speeding ticket there in the ’50’s. He didn’t realize he’d passed through a town (I believe it’s bigger now). The friendly sheriff let him off with a warning.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 11 years ago
It all balances out.
The world is filled with people telling others to become what they can’t beand by people convinced they can’t improve even though they can.You and I have the problem that we are approaching perfection asymptotically.
decoy91288 about 11 years ago
try some NW Louisiana pronounciations:NatchitochesBossierDoyline
decoy91288 about 11 years ago
NackotishBo szhurDoy leen
cloa513 about 11 years ago
I live in Japan and the local big supermarket ( which is Seiyu owned by Walmart) has recorded instructions (playing between music over and over) and they say “smoking is only in disseminated areas” – clearly meant to be “smoking is only designated areas”- so annoying.