Pickles by Brian Crane for September 03, 2013

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    hsawlrae  about 11 years ago

    Duuuh, yup, yup, yup…

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    Llewellenbruce  about 11 years ago

    I guess we know which one is the smarter one.

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    Linguist  about 11 years ago

    I’d rather be fat, dumb and happy than be…..wait a minute… I am !

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    Odd Dog Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Well yes, and the fact I don’t turn my hearing aid on most of the time doesn’t hurt ether.

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    edclectic  about 11 years ago

    That’s why I drink beer all the time.

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    pcolli  about 11 years ago

    I have often wished I was less intelligent……..must be bliss.

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    Frogman_tg  about 11 years ago

    Earl: You bet your sweet bippy!

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    orinoco womble  about 11 years ago

    I’ve been told that. An acquaintance once said to me, “Your problem is, you think too much. I hardly think at all.” Yep—I knew that!

    What bothers me in newsreaders is “nuke-you-lar.” Look at the word, people: nu-clear. How hard is that?

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    Dampwaffle  about 11 years ago

    Or people who put an “r” in “Washington” or all the idiots on either side of us who can’t pronounce “Oregon” right. It’s “Ory-gun”. And don’t get me started on “Willamette”…

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    BRO6164  about 11 years ago

    I’ll bet it’s not Willa-met is it?

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    emptc12  about 11 years ago

    Any newsperson that uses words in the wrong sense should be hung … er, I mean hanged. They shouldn’t be allowed to flaunt correct usage, I mean, flout. They should be put in a gummy sack and thrown into … I mean, gunny sack.

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    mcsnick  about 11 years ago

    Which is worse, you talk too much, or you think too much? “Those who know do not speak, Those who speak do not know”.

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    sbchamp  about 11 years ago

    Two useful items, but hardly interchangeable…

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    magicwalnut  about 11 years ago

    You deserved that, Earl….

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    jdunham  about 11 years ago

    Here in Austin, TX, there’s a small town on the south edge named Manchaca. It’s pronounced “Man Shack”. Go figure.

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    jtviper7  about 11 years ago

    A lot of millionaires in this world never went past 6th grade…

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    PoorPig  about 11 years ago

    An overused word in the news now is “iconic”. Too many things are described with it.

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    ChessPirate  about 11 years ago

    “No dear, it’s because I’m married to you!”

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    EarlP2  about 11 years ago

    Your Honor – the corroborating evidence was provided by a witness who is collaborating with the opposition. This impudent perjury is a prejudicial, and precludes the possibility of impartiality by occluding the matter before this court. In plain English, he lied through his teeth to confuse the court!

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    GG_loves_comics Premium Member about 11 years ago

    At least he didn’t say depity, libary, irregardless . . .

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    lizilu  about 11 years ago

    That was a hanging change-up, and he don’t have any other pitch!

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    Number Three  about 11 years ago

    Could be… Could be.

    LOL xxx

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    unca jim  about 11 years ago

    As I say to a waiter; ’bring a bottle of Warches..War-chest,,Woosster…Oh, hell..just bring a bottle of Lea and Perrins !!

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    warnertv2  about 11 years ago

    Oh, Snap

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    lectricdude  about 11 years ago

    …has anyone else noticed how Opal resembles Calvin’s teacher Mrs. Wormwood?…I wonder if they’re related…

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Ooh! Ooh! I remember Sequim (“Squim”) — my Dad almost got a speeding ticket there in the ’50’s. He didn’t realize he’d passed through a town (I believe it’s bigger now). The friendly sheriff let him off with a warning.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 11 years ago

    It all balances out.

    The world is filled with people telling others to become what they can’t beand by people convinced they can’t improve even though they can.You and I have the problem that we are approaching perfection asymptotically.

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    decoy91288  about 11 years ago

    try some NW Louisiana pronounciations:NatchitochesBossierDoyline

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    decoy91288  about 11 years ago

    NackotishBo szhurDoy leen

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    cloa513  about 11 years ago

    I live in Japan and the local big supermarket ( which is Seiyu owned by Walmart) has recorded instructions (playing between music over and over) and they say “smoking is only in disseminated areas” – clearly meant to be “smoking is only designated areas”- so annoying.

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