Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 02, 2013

I do not know exact how I came about to think of “The Fly”, but I wish I hadn’t. Bad dreams if I ever get to sleep!

Teleportation? That’s quite a tale, Wiz.

It happened on “Galaxy Quest”:

Jason Nesmith: What? What was that?Alexander Dane: Uh, nothing.Jason Nesmith: I heard some squealing or something.Gwen DeMarco: Oh, no. Everything’s fine.Teb: But the animal is inside out.Jason Nesmith: I heard that! It turned inside out?[the pig-lizard explodes]Teb: And it exploded.Jason Nesmith: Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED?

The problem with teleportation is that if you take a person apart and then put him back together again, he’ll be dead, no matter how small the pieces are that you cut him up into.

Maybe Sir Rodney got even with Wiz and messed up his teleportation device because Wiz gave Rodney that Tiger tail before going into battle a couple of weeks ago.

Happy Wiz! Yay!

There are all sorts of waves going everywhere, kept separate by who knows what. Wiz is lucky he doesn’t have somebody’s Facebook posting tattooed on his chest.

Transporters are possibly the most unlikely invention of the Star Trek world; Gene only included them to save the cost and difficult of showing starships landing and taking off.

Even more bizarre was when Kirk was split into two duplicates with opposite personalities.

somewhere there is a dog with the wizard’s butt

There is a Mad Magazine “Star Trek Trivia” game, where one of the questions is, “In which episode is the Transporter used to pad out time with suspense?” and the answer is, “All of them.”

That was the plot of the movie, The Fly.

I think that’s in “The Fly II”

But now we know when he’s happy.

wow Wiz has a tail!!!!!!!!!!!!