Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 13, 2013

Quit your carping.

trying to cuttle with that molly

They should keep their poisson-tongued comments to themselves.

Wherever he got that shoddy thing perched on his head, they sure didn’t play their cods right.The porpoise of careful work is to net a lifelong customer… to the tuna several hundred dollars a year in upkeep. He should have gone to the Herring Club for Men.One fitting, in something with nice waves, and you’re hooked.

There’s some creepy guy outside the window messing with a treasure chest. I just mention that for the halibut.

That’s some dive bar!

He must have used a whole can of Aquanet on that thing,

Wet Dream-Kip Addottawww.youtube.com/watch?v=vEZG14eGmR8

You’re all fillet them this morning. On a scale of one to ten, your comments are wave up there. You hardly even have to trout very hard, they just come swimming into your minds. This is a halibut hard to shake, isn’t it? Once, I was hooked, too. But my comments smelt so bad, I fin-ally sword off months ago.

A cod piece didn’t go on your head.

Sam the Sham.

Sam codn’t hear what they said without his herring aide . . . . ☻

I heard Sam left his wife Ella, which is probably for the best. They just made people sick when they were together

The octopus comes in looking for a little a-moray, but she knows an eel when she sees one, and the words out on him anyway, that when he gets a girl alone, he;s all hands.

Looks like nothing but dudes at that party (but then why would they bother getting slicked up?) Guys don’t do that for each other. Women dress up just because they want to look good (whether anyone is there or not.