Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 30, 2013

How about that machine that goes PING!

A replacement spleen?

Your gravity boots?

Too heavy to pull on!

“Your potion of youth?”“Waaah! Waaah!”

Your Interstellar GPS?

How about your impervious spacesuit?

Or the moral amplifier… oh, never mind.

What about your Stupidity Ray?Apparently, already in widespread use.

Well, at least your orbiting communications satellite is around here somewhere.

But your proposal for a milk-producing cowbot turned out to be bull.

“Your Insanitizer?”

“That’s so crazy, it just might work!”

That’s “My whaaa?” Farnsworth.

You could use your time machine to make time go backwards go time make to machine time your use could you . . . ☻

“Your High-Tech Security System?”“Somebody stole it.”Your Bucket Removal System?"“Brewster borrowed it.”“Your Donut Replicator?”“Cliff ate it.”

Or a spleen extractor.

If you look at your bill after an operation, you will notice that they gave you an amnesiac….I don’t even want to think about why they think that is necessary….shiver…..

Just show them the booger you just picked from your nose.Call it a pre-lifeform.AND where have those gloves been.PLEASE remember sanitation protocol. Don’t make Brewster come down there.

3 jokes for the price of one.

play to your audience: chocolate cake monsterCliff already ate gelatinous giant monster

I thought it was Hubert Farnsworth.

Huh?

“Self-aware computer?” … “It refused to take part.”