Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 07, 2013

Even if she knew what it was,being able to do it at her age would probably be enough to blow his mind!

Do you follow every command that you see?

Me neither. Twerks are for jerks……(oh, I just noticed. Pun REALLY not intended…)

When it does switch to “Twerk”, you’re not going to want to watch, but you won’t be able to stop yourself. And, oh look – the bus from the Senior Citizen’s Home is pulling up for their latest flash mob event. You know the one, the Home sponsored by American Nudists.

Miley Cyrus she is not !

Twerking in a coal mine….

16 puns and whata get?

♫ I ho, I ho, it’s off twerk I go…

Twerkin’ my way back to you babe…

Just a sign of our times…

I’d say ya got a handle on it…

@ypoons7666

It’s the same “Booty Dancing” that was done to the Miami inspired music from groups like The 69 Boys; 95South, 2 Live Crew back in the 90s. The kids now have just renamed it and added it to the foolishness like Planking, Batmanning, etc

It’s controlled by the ‘tea party’ which just as soon wishes you would get hit; unless, of course, you are a wasp…..

I don’t tend to get too shook up with crazy dance moves since they’ve always been around. (Elvis comes to mind) However, someone in Miley’s crew should have been watching out for her more and told her that she wasn’t pulling off the crazy-sexy-chick look, she just looked crazy. From the bad hair, to the nude plastic outfit that gave her four butt cheeks from the back, and constantly sticking out her tongue . . . I don’t even know if the twerking was the biggest problem with that performance. May she have the longevity and maturity to someday look back and say, “never again!” I don’t envy people who grow up in front of a audience . . .

Only twerps twerk.

Twerkin’ wouldn’t be feasible for the oldsters – once they got started, they might not be able to stop flappin’ . . .

Miley has launched a new line of fragrance called “twerk”. It’s Billy Ray’s tears in a bottle.

If you do it in 144 characters or less does that make you a Twitting Twerk

maybe for halloween ill go as a twerker, it will scare a lot of people :P

jk :D

Fast! Before people start making an @$$ of themselves.

BluePumpkin, Well stated….It’s the tongue thing that grosses me out…..It’s HUGE, man…. I don’t even want to think about her makin’ out with Gene Simmons….

Miley and Gene. Talk about tongue-tied!

At my age, probably winter! I would like to see Jersey Boys. Let’s hang on to what we twerk!