Monty by Jim Meddick for October 01, 2013

His boots did in the scorpions. What next? RWL

That scorpion must have an unusually big nose…for a scorpion.

Monty’s shoes attracted more scorpions than the Doc’s boots, or than most boots. Two dead already and one probably dying, Monty, from their ill-advised intimacy with your OdorEaters…

A sole survivor

Scorpions have deadly stings. Monty’s shoes have deadly stinks.

It’s taken several years for him to get conditioned to the smell, and now he loves it, I’ve grown accoustomed to their smell, they make my day begin

Monty’s Nose runs. and.

I just looked in my shoes… two dead Odor-Eaters.

I am that way about the man in my life (and to lesser extent about myself).

I use the disposable pads in my homemade leather shoes because I wear for any intense walking (especially on rough terrain, but even just for a day of errands or sight-seeing). Made to fit they never hurt my feet (as most women’s shoes DO).

I just discovered that for me at this time, the <p> will only work with a real/actual carriage return leading and following it.

Monty has VERY small shoes…..just sayin’.