Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 30, 2013

A total waste of wax, ’eh?

Ah err … we are talking about legs, right … ?

Another good waxing wasted…….sigh.

I bet he never asked you to.

I can’t believe you waxed that idiot.

she waxed everywhere?

Should have spent less time on the wax and more on the polish.

Or, I wane for wax.

Yeah, the moon did, too. He had everyone fooled.

Yeah but at least that annoying moustache is finally gone

While the moon waxes and wanes, she just waxes and whines.

She waxed poetic

She went full Brazilian. OUCH!!!! Took up all the carpet.

I’ve never had to wax or shave (my legs). I don’t grow body hair. I used to pumice my legs when I was young though. Shaving other places is for childbirth (I have 4 and they all have their own homes).

She waxed so he wouldn’t know she was a cat, but she jumped on the roof and gave it away.

If there’s no fur, I’m a blur.

Should have used an Epilady, better than waxing.

How can this work out when every time we kiss, I throw up in my mouth?

Sometimes things are done, you can’t believe afterwards!!