Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 15, 2013

Next question: Are you a taxi cab?

Well if he’s not a jockey, then I really don’t want to know what the whip is for.

Pig is rather sensitive about his little Willie.

All tall people are basketball players…truth.

“Hey tall man…it would really help me out if you could answer this question that has me up at night: are you a basketball player?” (yes, it always seems to be asked, need to be known, otherwise no conversation can progress)

Little Willie was a chemistLittle Willie is no moreFor what he thought was H2OWas H2SO4

Pig, it’s not a case of jockey shorts. It’s a case of jockey silks. And boots, and helmet, and whip. Or hadn’t you noticed how friend Willie is dressed? Goat was (as usual) being perfectly reasonable.What does Willie do?

He’s not a jockey, he’s a Shoemaker.

Arianne….

I’m not sure how often you get to the comics these days, or which forums you might visit… so I’m leaving this on a couple of them…

Just in case you stop by….

x_Tech – RE: your Willie

Willie found some dynamite.He didn’t understand it quite.He lit it and to his amaze…It rained Willie seven days.

Pulled from the memory archive of a six-year-old (that was sixty years ago).

Weak today, very weak.

Willie also wonders why old golfers keep pelting him with balls…

Dammit Pig, then he’s a farmer.

Well, he isn’t soaking wet so that’s not the answer….

Some of these comments give me the willies.

Is that Willie Orr Woanty?

Sulky answer: He’s a driver.

It took me some time to realize that you’re not dissing x_Tech’s awesome rhyme. You just confused sulfuric acid with sulfhydric acid (aka hydrogen sulfide in water).

Willie has his quirts . . . ☻

Good thing he isn’t a jockey as he is standing on a lawn…

MORE CROCS!!!!!!!!

I think he has a job as a lawn ornament, or boot scraper, or hitching post . . . I saw a lot of them growing up.

So… Is cartooning and being allowed to verbalize bad puns a step-up from being a lawyer?

Oh heavens, you are not . . . no, you couldn’t be . . . . You are not Professor Stephens are you?

thanks for your opinion . . .

You tell him, Pig!

LOL xxx

Is he a Jockey SHORT ???

True Pig, not everyone short is a jockey. But the odds are pretty good that if you’re short and dress like a jockey you’re probably a jockey.

That Pig, what a ham. He really got Goats goat. They’re lucky they weren’t Ratted out.

Yeah… Kinda like “Not everyone who is pink with a curly tail is a pig…”

That’s okay, sir. Once I realized your small mistake I found your comment very funny.

And not all shorts are jockeys. That made sense in my head!