Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 18, 2013

This happens all the time.

Yeah, but =man is just as strong as anyone else right?

The argument should start in about 2 more rounds….

Hmmmmm….Equalman, Targetman, (Sounds like a weakness to me…) and Squigglytriangleantennaman…The Legion Of Superzeros? I’m going with Sqigglytriangleantennaman…..Equalman needs the help of his buddies Lesthanman, Greaterthanman, Greaterthanorequaltoman and Lessthanorequaltoman. Targetman’s secret identity is probably named Kenny…the first to go…So Sqigglytriangleantennaman it is…………Dang that was a tough one to post, I think I strained something……

Oh, yeah, credibility….

Guess I’m not Credulityman

Play nice

Omnipresent Man is already behind the bar. He can pour the drinks if Bartender Man won’t.(see Basic Instructions)

FESTERMAN trumps all!

They need Obvious man there.

a women hasn’t a chance with a man with Super Powers.

Set phasers to ‘bicker’

otherwise, get a life sillies …

The guy behind the stick,can cut you off quick!

Bicker among themselves? Would they do THAT? Varnes’ Sqigglytriangleantennaman expression seems to indicate that they would.

“Alright, give me the keys to your spaceship, fella. I’m afraid you won’t be flying back to your home planet tonight.”

No umbrella drinks?

Guess the super powers:.L to R:Infared toaster oven manMoving target manReality TV man

Not visible is Toomuchtodrinkman who on the other side of the bar on the floor preparing to invoke his secret power …….. making the room spin….

The one who looks like Batman has the equal sign, because he’s so close with Robin.

great question! i miss Obviousman—he was what made me a regular NS reader in the first place.

@pcolli……“they seem to cause more damage than their enemies and spend all their time arguing about whose ego is bigger.” Sounds like Congress & the Tea Partiers to me.

Usually, in DC Comics, Batman comes out on top if he has planned in advance on any other super-hero. But, he does get his butt served to him by thugs like Bane if they get the drop on him. The Marvel universe on the other hand has no top dog.

Agreed

So an alien, a mutant, and an ultra-ninja walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “I’m outta this joke!”

I can agree with the bartender.Best I ever heard in a bar was “Oh yeah, lets pull it out right here and compare size.”They were talking about who had the bigger hand gun.This was in Fairbanks Alaska about 1974. It was not unusual for the bar flies to be packing heat.

If it deals with anything Algebra…it’s all greek to me.

All bow before the mighty wisdom of Bar-man.

Wiley should have a contest to name these clowns…

So these two guys are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you fall to the 10th floor, they carry you around the building and back into a window”. The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar...The second guy says, "What, are you nuts? There’s no way that could happen. “No, its true,” the first man says. “Let me prove it to you.” He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets toward the street below. As he nears the 10th floor, the high winds whip him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar...He meets the second man, who looks quite astonished. “You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke.” “No, I’ll prove it again,” says the first man as he jumps again. Just as he is hurtling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it...“Well, why not.” the second guy says, “It works. I’ll try it.” He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th, 10th 9th, 8th, floors. . . . . and hits the sidewalk with a SPLAT...Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker and says, “You know, Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk.”

Yes! Null-man is awesome!