Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 10, 2013
November 09, 2013
November 11, 2013
Transcript:
June: Ralph, don't turn the wheel when the car isn't moving! It wears down the tread! Don't go over speed bumps so fast! It's not good for the car! And stop making those jackrabbit starts! That's not good for the car, either! Ralph: It's also not good for the car when someone backs into a fire hydrant because she was trying to drive and put on make-up at the same time. It was worth it!
Swalb%515 about 11 years ago
Good one, Ralph. Invest in some ear plugs. That might help.
randayn about 11 years ago
He was right. So why does he have to sleep on the couch?
alondra about 11 years ago
His timing was all wrong. He should’ve said it at the same time she was doing her criticizing. Now he doesn’t have enough blanket to cover his feet.
BearsDown Premium Member about 11 years ago
Try the Decaf.
Jeff0811 about 11 years ago
I heard of someone who did that once, now he has to spend the remaining 40 or so years of his life in Maximum Security lock-up. I wonder if he thinks that was worth it.
sbchamp about 11 years ago
Knock over hydrant = free car wash
route66paul about 11 years ago
It’s not, “why does he have to sleep on the couch?”, it is, “why does he get to sleep on the couch?”
2252895 about 11 years ago
Hyacinth Bucket.
folklegendredux about 11 years ago
Tell her to shut up and put her in the back seat where she belongs.
Cuddleman about 11 years ago
I had to stop behind a woman that was putting on make up using the mirror and went into the ditch. A sherrif got there before I even called. She swore to him she wasn’t doing that but her lipstick was almost to her ear. It was hilarious.
Frankie5466 over 5 years ago
I know this is just a comic strip but man I can’t stand people like honeybunch! Can dish it out all day but just give ’em a little taste of their own medicine and they throw a fit!