Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 10, 2013
November 09, 2013
November 11, 2013
Transcript:
June: Ralph, don't turn the wheel when the car isn't moving! It wears down the tread! Don't go over speed bumps so fast! It's not good for the car! And stop making those jackrabbit starts! That's not good for the car, either! Ralph: It's also not good for the car when someone backs into a fire hydrant because she was trying to drive and put on make-up at the same time. It was worth it!
He was right. So why does he have to sleep on the couch?