Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 10, 2013

Now that’s one queue you don’t want to be at the head of.

A prime example of unfairness! Oh, chute.

A cut above the rest.

I suppose the guy who knocks him in the head will be wearing a 3-piece suit. Maybe that MBA (Master of Bovine Administration) will finally pay off.

now show what goes on in there

Back in my grade school days, one of the field trips was to the Chicago Stock Yards. We little kids got to see exactly all that went on there.

Now some reality shows have cooks who are afraid to butcher a piece of meat. I was not to the caliber of the Junior “Masterchefs” at 13, but that’s because I had never eaten many of those foods (there are still things I’d like to try prepared well, such as Uni and Truffles). I was cooking all the dinners for my family at that age, because I liked my own cooking then as now.

What’s in his briefcase?

“To serve kinekind.”

Or, if the sign belonged to Cathy from the comics, it might read “Cattle-AACK!” …

Is that cow on the end wearing a monocle?