Monty by Jim Meddick for August 15, 2001
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?Hey, Where?s Monty?? ?He?s been miniaturized by my quantum miniaturizer.? ?What?! Well aren?t you going to restore him to normal?? ?I offered to, but so far he seems to enjoy his miniaturized size?? ?I?m here between the ?Walkman? headphones.? ?He seems to particularly enjoy home electronics.? ?Man! You can?t believe the bass on these things!?