Monty by Jim Meddick for November 17, 2001
Transcript:
"I can't believe you were hitting on Monica the mail carrier! You disgust me!" "..but..but you're always seeing other guys! Why is it ok for you and not for me?!" "Uhhmmm..." "It iz becauze she iz an artizt, and an artizt muzt alwayz follow zee heart..." "Good point, Gerard." "Hey! No fair bring Gerard in. That's two against one!"